Footballers who don’t look like footballers

Scoham

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kentaddick

luke chadwick - possibly one of the unfortunate looking people, let alone footballers, i've ever seen.

iaitch

Alan Cork

North Lower Neil

kentaddick said:

luke chadwick - possibly one of the unfortunate looking people, let alone footballers, i've ever seen.

Quite normal looking now:



Poor bloke just played for the biggest club in the country at the time during a very awkward teenage phase!

Cafc43v3r

Cafc43v3r

North Lower Neil

Alexi Lalas:

Bedsaddick

kentaddick said:

luke chadwick - possibly one of the unfortunate looking people, let alone footballers, i've ever seen.

He was in the same class as my wife at school in Hertfordshire. 

Just saying …

Bournemouth Addick

Used to be loads of fatties around in the good ole days before footballers became factory fitted with washboard abs.

Southall
Molby
Mickey Quinn
Ruddock
That Danish bloke who played for the Nigels.

You'd never guess what they did for a living if you saw them in the pub. Which you frequently could I'd imagine. 

bobmunro

Well he never looked like a footballer when he played!

North Lower Neil

Bournemouth Addick said:

Used to be loads of fatties around in the good ole days before footballers became factory fitted with washboard abs.

Southall
Molby
Mickey Quinn
Ruddock
That Danish bloke who played for the Nigels.

You'd never guess what they did for a living if you saw them in the pub. Which you frequently could I'd imagine. 

You don't get the Alan Cork types much either any more, the ones who look about 52 when they're 28.

kentaddick

North Lower Neil said:

kentaddick said:

luke chadwick - possibly one of the unfortunate looking people, let alone footballers, i've ever seen.

Quite normal looking now:



Poor bloke just played for the biggest club in the country at the time during a very awkward teenage phase!

think he's had a lot of work done since his man utd days. 

North Lower Neil

These types:

https://twitter.com/80sAging/status/1333508674615128072?s=20&t=LWgUcEsbEQhZkv3HB76LRA

kentaddick

matt le tissier never looked like a footballer until the ball went to him. One of the reasons he's one of my favourite ever players. Shame he's now a fruitloop now.

Gribbo

Gribbo

Didn't realise he was still playing either

Clem_Snide

George Dobson. Resembles a baby giraffe. Thankfully his football prowess makes up for this.

Lordflashheart

Todds_right_hook

Gribbo said:

He looks like kevin liable in a phot booth app

Pelling1993

bobmunro said:

Well he never looked like a footballer when he played!

How dare you! 

Ross

bobmunro said:

Well he never looked like a footballer when he played!

45 minutes of absolute footballing pleasure.

Clem_Snide

kentaddick said:

North Lower Neil said:

kentaddick said:

luke chadwick - possibly one of the unfortunate looking people, let alone footballers, i've ever seen.

Quite normal looking now:



Poor bloke just played for the biggest club in the country at the time during a very awkward teenage phase!

think he's had a lot of work done since his man utd days. 

Pretty sure he has his teeth and lower jaw completely rebuilt.

Rothko

Clem_Snide said:

kentaddick said:

North Lower Neil said:

kentaddick said:

luke chadwick - possibly one of the unfortunate looking people, let alone footballers, i've ever seen.

Quite normal looking now:



Poor bloke just played for the biggest club in the country at the time during a very awkward teenage phase!

think he's had a lot of work done since his man utd days. 

Pretty sure he has his teeth and lower jaw completely rebuilt.

Talks about the surgery here https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/may/24/luke-chadwick-worth-torment-if-it-helps-others-manchester-united-mental-health-they-think-its-all-over 

killerandflash

Carlton Palmer got a bit of unfair stick as a player, it wasn't his fault Graham Taylor picked him for the England team, but he did  look more like a basketball player

Gribbo

"Do I not like that! CARLTON!!!!! CAAAARRRRLTON!!"

Gribbo

bobmunro

Gribbo said:

"Do I not like that! CARLTON!!!!! CAAAARRRRLTON!!"

Hit Les!!!

Gribbo

MrOneLung

Billy_Mix

Charlie Kirk

North Lower Neil

kentaddick said:

North Lower Neil said:

kentaddick said:

luke chadwick - possibly one of the unfortunate looking people, let alone footballers, i've ever seen.

Quite normal looking now:



Poor bloke just played for the biggest club in the country at the time during a very awkward teenage phase!

think he's had a lot of work done since his man utd days. 

Ah fair enough.

Still, growing out of the teenage spotty stage must have helped too!