Valentines Day

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Anyone up for all this American nonsense….?

I am… so much so,that you can’t believe the look of horror on my face when the Valentines card I’d ordered online (got covid, haven’t been out of the house) arrived , and my wife said, we haven’t got a dog!

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I think I’m in the doghouse, shows how ill I was I guess.

Raith_C_Chattonell

I note Aldi are knocking out a dozen red roses for £3.99, chuck in some of their budget chocolate and you could be on a promise for less than a fiver.

Who said romance was dead?

Baldybonce

Raith_C_Chattonell said:

I note Aldi are knocking out a dozen red roses for £3.99, chuck in some of their budget chocolate and you could be on a promise for less than a fiver.

Who said romance was dead?

Get yourself down to Woolwich, you could be on a promise for a fiver and not have to bother going shopping.

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

I count myself fortunate that I married a woman who is as cynical about it as I am.
Haven't bought each other a Valentines card for over 35 years. Same with Christmas cards.
Birthdays are different, we always make a fuss of those.

ValleyGary

Buy a card for £2 and be done with it. She’s happy, I’m happy, it’s that simple. 

sam3110

I'm working 14 hours today, she left the house before I woke up, she'll be in bed asleep by the time I'm home.

Happy Valentine's Day

IdleHans

I buy her a box of chocolates, making sure they aren't gluten-free, then get half of them back 

Scoham

https://twitter.com/jonnygabriel/status/1493171784354615297?s=21

DaveMehmet

sam3110 said:

I'm working 14 hours today, she left the house before I woke up, she'll be in bed asleep by the time I'm home.

Happy Valentine's Day

_MrDick

My missus doesn’t need Roses and Chocolates to know how much I love her … but they help

RodneyCharltonTrotta

_MrDick said:

My missus doesn’t need Roses and Chocolates to know how much I love her … but they help

I expect not with your moniker!  ;-) 

Covered End

I took my wife to A&E for Valentine's Day, although we made an early 7pm start yesterday.
I got home at 3am this morning.
She's still there waiting for her appendix to be removed 

charltonbob

Covered End said:

I took my wife to A&E for Valentine's Day, although we made an early 7pm start yesterday.
I got home at 3am this morning.
She's still there waiting for her appendix to be removed 

You'll have to go some to top that next year 🙂 hope she's ok & makes swift recovery

Covered End

charltonbob said:

Covered End said:

I took my wife to A&E for Valentine's Day, although we made an early 7pm start yesterday.
I got home at 3am this morning.
She's still there waiting for her appendix to be removed 

You'll have to go some to top that next year 🙂 hope she's ok & makes swift recovery

Her birthday's on 9/11 

RodneyCharltonTrotta

Hope she gets well soon mate.

Cardinal Sin

Not as well received as I imagined. 

O-Randy-Hunt

Booked a table for me and the Mrs tonight up town. Trouble is she is proper shit at snooker.

Pelling1993

My date for the evening

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Anyone going 'up the Oxo tower' tonight?

O-Randy-Hunt

Mendonca In Asdas said:

Anyone going 'up the Oxo tower' tonight?

I bloody wish.

Baldybonce

Pelling1993 said:

My date for the evening

Your little finger looks like a case of repetitive strain injury.

palarsehater

seems like everything to of got well out of hand. 

in the office this morning there is a balloon arch in the shape of a heart, a mini box of Lindor on everyone's desk and 2 packets of love hearts - ill take mine home and give to her indoors to make me look thoughtful. 

MrOneLung

Bought the missus a pair of slippers and a vibrator. 

If she don’t like the slippers she can go **** herself. 

cashncarry

Alwaysneil

Cardinal Sin said:

Not as well received as I imagined. 

Bit too cheesy? 

TellyTubby

ElfsborgAddick

Covered End said:

I took my wife to A&E for Valentine's Day, although we made an early 7pm start yesterday.
I got home at 3am this morning.
She's still there waiting for her appendix to be removed 

Best wishes to your beloved for a quick recovery mate.

Carter

Its a ridiculous shame to sell inflated crap to peddle the myth of a fairy god being responsible for human emotion 

That said, I'm very much in the @ValleyGary camp. Buy a card, write something nice and be done with it. 

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arny23394

My girlfriend bought me a book of ‘sex cheques’ for our anniversary the other day - tried to redeem one last night but got rejected. Slag.