Buy them a doughnut each from greggs and just say "sorry fellas, my mistake " and they'll love you forever.
But do it in a mockney gruff builders style voice like they do on talksport adverts involving the building trade, it’s the only language they understand
A valuable lesson learned to always check Charlton Life before kicking off with next next doors builders and demanding they pay to clean my windows and car.
Oh how I wish I had stopped when they said ‘we’re sawing wood mate, it can’t be us.’
Do I apologise today or completely ignore it like the alpha I’m not?
Go back out there and tell them that it ain't just your car they've covered in sand, my car in France is affected n all!
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