Irish barista ends up in hospital after holding in farts around boyfriend for two years

Chizz

An Irish barista has said that she landed herself in hospital - because she refused to fart around her boyfriend for two years.

Cara, from Co Louth, has vowed to just “let it out from now on” after admitting she had no idea how dangerous holding in gas could be. 

I think the most heart-warming, beautiful and inspirational part of this story is the reaction of the boyfriend, Kyle.  As Carla said, "Kyle was dying laughing. He honestly didn’t know what to say".

Talal

My missus used to do this at the start. Miss those days. 

soapy_jones

Women fart?

Covered End

Apparently there was a gas explosion and she blew the house up. 

SoundAsa£

Word fart as explained in an old English dictionary.

“To send forth vapid odours from your tubes of shame.”

ElfsborgAddick

My wife calls me disgusting when I botty burp, but then when she does it and I pull her up, all I get is "do you not have an arse?"

SoundAsa£

ElfsborgAddick said:

My wife calls me disgusting when I botty burp, but then when she does it and I pull her up, all I get is "do you not have an arse?"

Fuck sitting next to you two on the flight to Brasil, some poor bastards gonna cop it. 😵‍💫😮‍💨😵‍💫

sam3110

She's missing a trick by holding them in

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ladbible.com/news/fart-jar-woman-could-become-millionaire-20220110.amp.html

Chunes

This is why I always expel them with maximum force. For health reasons.

Bailey

SoundAsa£ said:

ElfsborgAddick said:

My wife calls me disgusting when I botty burp, but then when she does it and I pull her up, all I get is "do you not have an arse?"

Fuck sitting next to you two on the flight to Brasil, some poor bastards gonna cop it. 😵‍💫😮‍💨😵‍💫

Now that's funny, take a bow SoundAsa

ElfsborgAddick

SoundAsa£ said:

ElfsborgAddick said:

My wife calls me disgusting when I botty burp, but then when she does it and I pull her up, all I get is "do you not have an arse?"

Fuck sitting next to you two on the flight to Brasil, some poor bastards gonna cop it. 😵‍💫😮‍💨😵‍💫

Shut up ya old fart.

ElfsborgAddick

Chunes said:

This is why I always expel them with maximum force. For health reasons.

Mine are like me, silent but violent.

ValleyGary

‘Botty burp’ 

That could be my least favourite term ever. Makes my teeth itch.

ElfsborgAddick

ValleyGary said:

‘Botty burp’ 

That could be my least favourite term ever. Makes my teeth itch.

How about "letting one go", is that better?!

Big William

Q. Why do farts smell?

A. For the benefit of the deaf.

SoundAsa£

Big William said:

Q. Why do farts smell?

A. For the benefit of the deaf.

Stop nicking my jokes William.😕

seth plum

My little granddaughter, who will be two on Thursday, says they are a 'bum funny'.

Carter

One of my drinking pals, a steel fixer called Kev can do the best sounding farts, I mean spectacularly loud and high pitched, long too. Side effect is the smell is something that has to be experienced to believe 

Anyway he used to work with a big fat guy called big Sean (rest in peace big fella) and Sean hated Kev farting, as Sean would say 

"When you are standing next to each other and someone picks up the rancid death-stench that came out of Kev they would always think it was the fat bloke."

Which was unfair, Sean had awful IBS and was petrified to trust a fart, ever, unless he was sat on the can 

Kev was a gentleman though and would never fart inside the pub, and as he is hard as nails everyone else abides by this too

charltonkeston

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8gym81fY460

seth plum

The Inuit have apparent 20 different words for snow, the Chinese have about the same number for bum funnies.