I had to have four stag days/nights, the best man is still paying off his credit card bill four years on after sicking it behind the bar at Stringfellows during a drunken stupper
Sat PM I was indeed dressed up in a Mankini and Borat wig n tash and forced to go for a dip, much to the delight of the blue rinse brigade that gathered to perv at me getting out, and much to the disgust of the families who ran away covering their kids eyes.
Was then required to whether an Emu outfit for the rest of the afternoon, including when a male policeman tried to arrest me for indecent exposure only for me to realise he was far too YMCA to be OB and told him not to bother getting his kit off cos despite what the booking said I was not really interested in watching a bloke strip and get oiled up.
Sat night finished at 7.30am on Sunday and Ive felt like death warmed up ever since...
Will get some pics up soon for you all to have a good laugh at.
Got my brothers stag do in Prauge a week saturday - yep missing the opening game because the so called best man thought we would stay up when he booked it!
[cite]Posted By: DJ-3PO[/cite]Got my brothers stag do in Prauge a week saturday - yep missing the opening game because the so called best man thought we would stay up when he booked it!
Who is the best man....? Sounds like a right twat!
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lolololololol
the beauty at being able to laugh at oneself.
Tavern for the love of Curb It don't go in the bloody thames it's a death trap Stag weekend or not.
Had my stag weekend in plymouth - Shag was there, it was a blinder oh god it was a blinder.
Oh yeh. Forgot I had a mole.........
have a good one mate!!
We also have the scooby outfit, although the dick one seems the most appropriate !!!
Sat PM I was indeed dressed up in a Mankini and Borat wig n tash and forced to go for a dip, much to the delight of the blue rinse brigade that gathered to perv at me getting out, and much to the disgust of the families who ran away covering their kids eyes.
Was then required to whether an Emu outfit for the rest of the afternoon, including when a male policeman tried to arrest me for indecent exposure only for me to realise he was far too YMCA to be OB and told him not to bother getting his kit off cos despite what the booking said I was not really interested in watching a bloke strip and get oiled up.
Sat night finished at 7.30am on Sunday and Ive felt like death warmed up ever since...
Will get some pics up soon for you all to have a good laugh at.
Who is the best man....? Sounds like a right twat!