WE GOT LUKE VARNEY NOW!

carlsberg

To the Status Quo erm... classic? 'were in the army'

WE GOT LUKE VARNEY NOW...........
OOH OOOO WOOOW
WE GOT LUKE VARNEY
.........................................................................................NOW!


I can believe that only a hand full of people were helping me kick start this one its the best song ive heard since 'red army'!

AFKABartram

lol, like it

bingaddick

or to the tune of Olivers Army by Elvis Costello

"Old Luke Varney is on his way
"Old Luke Varney is here to stay
"And I would never be anywhere else than here today!"

jimmymelrose

[quote][cite]Posted By: carlsberg[/cite]To the Status Quo erm... classic? 'were in the army'

WE GOT LUKE VARNEY NOW...........
OOH OOOO WOOOW
WE GOT LUKE VARNEY
.........................................................................................NOW!


I can believe that only a hand full of people were helping me kick start this one its the best song ive heard since 'red army'![/quote]

I take it that you meant to write the negative of can.

Pesonally I would have joined in. I think this Quo song is one of those songs that is so crap that it's funny, so I think that this is a great suggestion. Easy to sing, the words fit and it's funny - exactly what a football song should be.

Only problem is that some wally will now try and re-write the verses.

Stu_of_Kunming

[cite]Posted By: jimmymelrose[/cite]. Easy to sing, the words fit .

yeah, right up to the last now, that just ruins it

jimmymelrose

But that's what makes the song funny. Taking the piss out of this song was always so easy - you just left a big gap between 'army' and 'now.' Must admit that that might be difficult for thousands of people to replicate together - hey, if we can do it we'll be hailed the best singers in the league.

AFKABartram

About 1am my insomnia brought me this:

Last year was Bent and Hasselbaink
One was a hero, the other was w*nk
We've got Luke Varney now
ooh wooa
We've got Luke Varney now

razil

ahem let the fella play a few games first and score some goals eh...

:)

NorthStandUltra

[cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]About 1am my insomnia brought me this:

Last year was Bent and Hasselbaink
One was a hero, the other was w*nk
We've got Luke Varney now
ooh wooa
We've got Luke Varney now

This is possibly genius.

Hillsys Up

what happened to the good old

one Luke Varney..

There's only one Luke Varney

LargeAddick

Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah

We brought Luke down from Crewe
To score some goals for us
And now we cannot lose
With Luke scoring for us
And we love him
And no that isn't sad
Yes we love him
Cause for us he's never bad, whhhooooooo

Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah,
Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah

AFKABartram

LOL, sorry Large, but i've got these visions of you jiving while singing that and i can't stop giggling :-)

jimmymelrose

That is truly crap Large. What tune is that meant to be sung to anyway?

And how do we know he's actually going to score.

btw, there's a Luke Varney Appreciation Society on 'facebook' with pictures of him scoring.

mart77

[cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah

We brought Luke down from Crewe
To score some goals for us
And now we cannot lose
With Luke scoring for us
And we love him
And no that isn't sad
Yes we love him
Cause for us he's never bad, whhhooooooo

Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah,
Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah

i think it's to 'She loves you' by the Beatles

jimmymelrose

Ok. Still crap though.

Weegie Addick

You're very cruel to Large, Jimmy.
Anyone might think you know each other quite well...

carlsberg

[cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]About 1am my insomnia brought me this:

Last year was Bent and Hasselbaink
One was a hero, the other was w*nk
We've got Luke Varney now
ooh wooa
We've got Luke Varney now

Ive been singing that at work all day. Genius!!