I was watching a replay of the Leicester City vs Man City match this morning and following Kiernan Frank Dewsbury-Hall's aimless clearance in the direction of the Belgian channel- as costumery when defending against City, the mind started to drift (never happened before).
Kiernan Frank Dewsbury-Hall...
With a name like that he is waisted on football
Much more suitable to representing Great Britain in the Olympics, winning a bronze medal in dressage, or maybe a Fencing unlucky first round disqualification .
Hell... I don't know...
So then I wondered which other footballers names are you volunteering to rescue and rehouse in other sports.
A few suggestions:
Timothy Castagne - UFC
Miles Leaburn - NBA
Jayden Stockley - RODEO
Over to you...
Comments
Eric Lancelotte - Jousting
Lee Bowyer makes pork pies.
Sam Field
Neville Neville - doesn't matter which sport. He was so good at any of them that they named him twice!
Scott Fraser clearly skippers a yacht in the Americas Cup
George 'The Jester' Dobson is found most days of the week flinging arrers in Essex
Jeserun Rak-Sakyi plays as seeker in a famous Quidditch team, I forget which.