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Happy Christmas

Happy Christmas to Lifers, wherever you are 

Either close to the Valley, or the sands of Qatar 

Whether sitting at home, or stood in a bar 

You’re thinking of Charlton, from up close or a-far 

To you and your girlfriend, your partner, your wife 

Three cheers to us all, and to Charlton Life 


Happy Christmas to those whose health’s had a knock 

From ‘long-term conditions’ to ‘short-term’ and ‘shock’ 

We all read your problems, without watching the clock 

And all wish you well, and your health to restock 

To you who’ve had trouble, stress, grief and strife 

Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life 


Happy Christmas to those whose patience runs thin 

Who wait with forbearance for the next clean-sheet win 

Who can’t hold on longer for the new start to begin  

And who cling on to hope, like a devil to sin 

To you for whom desperation runs rife 

Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life 


Happy Christmas to Charlton, its players and staff 

The club whose ambitions each year cut in half 

Whose pool of goodwill would not fill a bath 

(When this is all over, we may even laugh) 

To the next first team boss (I’m hoping Michelle Pfeiff) 

Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life 


Happy Christmas to those whose year has gone well 

And to those for whom lockdown was harder than hell 

To those who’ve planned moves that haven’t gone well 

(And, yes: happy Christmas to the homeless Patel)  

From Charlton to Cornwall, from Wales to East Fife 

Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life  


Happy Christmas to you all, whatever you do 

If you work hard all day, or you no longer do 

There’s one thing I’ll ask, that we all try to do: 

Say one thing quite often, just: ‘how are you?’ 

As you tuck in to dinner, with spoon, fork and knife, 

Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life  

Comments

  • edited December 2022
    Michelle Pfeiff/Charlton life.
    Take a deep deserved bow.
  • Christmas greetings (and shopping) arrive earlier every year .. Happy One to y'all WHEN it's the day
  • For some reason I get annoyed when people say Happy Christmas instead of Merry Christmas. :confused:
  • I’ve put our tree up

    You sure thats not your wife's book, and they've renamed it so its slightly less offensive?
  • For some reason I get annoyed when people say Happy Christmas instead of Merry Christmas. :confused:
    Happy Christmas! 
  • Pray for the homeless Patel
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  • edited December 2022
    If you have a large penis or small,
    Or you don't have one at all
    Have a contented Christmas time
    With Holly and a bottle of Wine
    Remember to give as well as take
    and try not to just be on the make
    Less can sometimes be more
    Unless your penis is like an apple core.

    Bless you all
    Sermon from the Soapbox.
  • Chizz said:

    Happy Christmas to Lifers, wherever you are 

    Either close to the Valley, or the sands of Qatar 

    Whether sitting at home, or stood in a bar 

    You’re thinking of Charlton, from up close or a-far 

    To you and your girlfriend, your partner, your wife 

    Three cheers to us all, and to Charlton Life 


    Happy Christmas to those whose health’s had a knock 

    From ‘long-term conditions’ to ‘short-term’ and ‘shock’ 

    We all read your problems, without watching the clock 

    And all wish you well, and your health to restock 

    To you who’ve had trouble, stress, grief and strife 

    Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life 


    Happy Christmas to those whose patience runs thin 

    Who wait with forbearance for the next clean-sheet win 

    Who can’t hold on longer for the new start to begin  

    And who cling on to hope, like a devil to sin 

    To you for whom desperation runs rife 

    Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life 


    Happy Christmas to Charlton, its players and staff 

    The club whose ambitions each year cut in half 

    Whose pool of goodwill would not fill a bath 

    (When this is all over, we may even laugh) 

    To the next first team boss (I’m hoping Michelle Pfeiff) 

    Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life 


    Happy Christmas to those whose year has gone well 

    And to those for whom lockdown was harder than hell 

    To those who’ve planned moves that haven’t gone well 

    (And, yes: happy Christmas to the homeless Patel)  

    From Charlton to Cornwall, from Wales to East Fife 

    Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life  


    Happy Christmas to you all, whatever you do 

    If you work hard all day, or you no longer do 

    There’s one thing I’ll ask, that we all try to do: 

    Say one thing quite often, just: ‘how are you?’ 

    As you tuck in to dinner, with spoon, fork and knife, 

    Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life  

    Thank you Chizz for your timely rhyme
    The same to you right back
    As a weary old Addick I’d like to predict
    We’ll give promotion a crack

    And Thomas if you’re reading this
    Throw your guitar out the door
    Put your hand in your pocket, pull out your wallet
    Buy us forwards who can actually score.

    Merry Christmas 

  • Chizz said:

    Happy Christmas to Lifers, wherever you are 

    Either close to the Valley, or the sands of Qatar 

    Whether sitting at home, or stood in a bar 

    You’re thinking of Charlton, from up close or a-far 

    To you and your girlfriend, your partner, your wife 

    Three cheers to us all, and to Charlton Life 


    Happy Christmas to those whose health’s had a knock 

    From ‘long-term conditions’ to ‘short-term’ and ‘shock’ 

    We all read your problems, without watching the clock 

    And all wish you well, and your health to restock 

    To you who’ve had trouble, stress, grief and strife 

    Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life 


    Happy Christmas to those whose patience runs thin 

    Who wait with forbearance for the next clean-sheet win 

    Who can’t hold on longer for the new start to begin  

    And who cling on to hope, like a devil to sin 

    To you for whom desperation runs rife 

    Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life 


    Happy Christmas to Charlton, its players and staff 

    The club whose ambitions each year cut in half 

    Whose pool of goodwill would not fill a bath 

    (When this is all over, we may even laugh) 

    To the next first team boss (I’m hoping Michelle Pfeiff) 

    Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life 


    Happy Christmas to those whose year has gone well 

    And to those for whom lockdown was harder than hell 

    To those who’ve planned moves that haven’t gone well 

    (And, yes: happy Christmas to the homeless Patel)  

    From Charlton to Cornwall, from Wales to East Fife 

    Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life  


    Happy Christmas to you all, whatever you do 

    If you work hard all day, or you no longer do 

    There’s one thing I’ll ask, that we all try to do: 

    Say one thing quite often, just: ‘how are you?’ 

    As you tuck in to dinner, with spoon, fork and knife, 

    Three cheers to you all, and to Charlton Life  

    I thought Chizz’s excellent poem deserved a reboot.

    Do you have a favourite piece of Christmas music,  a carol perhaps?

    I tend to go the other way when suffering the endless stuff through supermarket and big store systems.

    But I’ve just heard “In the bleak mid-winter” sung by the Worcester Cathedral Choir.  Sublime.

    My Charlton anthem of the moment 😄
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