Caption competition

carly burn

LenGlover

Gallen thought bubble: Wish I could tell him to shut up and fuck off so I can watch the game.

Stig

You spurn my natural emotions, you make me feel I'm dirt and I'm hurt!

Chizz

"If he says 'offense' one more time..."

Sillybilly

Gallen “You’re a test tube baby?”
MS “why?”
Gallen “cos your father is a wanker”. 

cafcfan

So, Steve, where do you go to get your hair dyed? I use Just For Men and I think it looks super fine.

valleynick66

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carly burn

"....And what does offside mean again Steve?"

Cafc43v3r

carly burn said:

I can't belive some people bought the line I was always out scouting.  When I am at everyone of our games....

Or 

How comes you don't have tracksuit with your initials on?  How do you practice your hard shots without one.

Gribbo

It was at that point PJ and Duncan wished they were back in the warm jungle

EugenesAxe

Penny for your thoughts (or club 😉)

bobmunro

"That Innis is some player"

killerandflash

Gallen thinking to himself

"I wonder if Lee has any vacancies at his fishing lake"

Lewis Coaches

In a week or two i am back in the good old u s of a.  As for you , you are still stuck watching this god awful football.

charente addick

MS: ‘I think Ryan’s been a little unlucky this afternoon’
KG (thinks): ‘FFS!!’

ForeverAddickted

SG: Cant wait for you to piss off back to the States Martin
MS: Why is that Steve.
SG: Cos I'm fed up of being your puppet, and having your hand up my arse!!
MS: Thats the way to do it!!

The Red Robin

“Have I told you about my really hard shot?”

golfaddick

Gallen......." you do know that you made all this mess but I'm the one who'll get the sack"

Stig

killerandflash said:

Gallen thinking to himself

"I wonder if Lee has any vacancies at his fishing lake"

And MS saying, "stop carping on about it".

DaveMehmet

“We’re fucking shit aren’t we”

aliwibble

Stig said:

You spurn my natural emotions, you make me feel I'm dirt and I'm hurt!

I was going with The Pet Shop Boys and Dusty Springfield: "What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this..." or possibly (as it's around the anniversary of her death) the start of Kirsty MacColl's "Fifteen Minutes":
"Seven times in seven days,
I've sat and wished my life away..."

It also has the bonus line later on of "it's a bozo's world, and you're a bozo's child"

thai malaysia addick

“Did you have to buy that jacket with MS on it yourself?”
”No, I nicked it from Maria Sharapova’s dressing room”

usetobunkin

SG to MS

"You want to get yourself a proper job"

Fanny Fanackapan

SG : " How many more matches do I have to babysit sit this arrogant, pouting tit ?

         It's definitely not in my feckin contract !"

MS : " Sorry, did you say something , Stevie ?" 

grumpyaddick

"Is that the black box in your pocket Steve, or are you just pleased to see me?"

soapboxsam

MS: Will Wimbledon be a good local Derby next season Steve.

SG: Pass.

MikeBaileysFanClub

 MS:    I see that as two assists for Ryan Steve. 

Redskin

MS: 'I spy with my little eye, something beginning with...L'

SG: 'Losing'