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carly burn
carly burn Posts: 19,499
in General Charlton

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  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,671
    Gallen thought bubble: Wish I could tell him to shut up and fuck off so I can watch the game.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,088
    You spurn my natural emotions, you make me feel I'm dirt and I'm hurt!
  • Chizz
    Chizz Posts: 28,351
    "If he says 'offense' one more time..."
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,238
    Gallen “You’re a test tube baby?”
    MS “why?”
    Gallen “cos your father is a wanker”. 
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,205
    edited December 2022
    So, Steve, where do you go to get your hair dyed? I use Just For Men and I think it looks super fine.
  • valleynick66
    valleynick66 Posts: 4,902
    edited December 2022
    .
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,499
    "....And what does offside mean again Steve?"
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    carly burn said:

    I can't belive some people bought the line I was always out scouting.  When I am at everyone of our games....

    Or 

    How comes you don't have tracksuit with your initials on?  How do you practice your hard shots without one.
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,521
    It was at that point PJ and Duncan wished they were back in the warm jungle
  • EugenesAxe
    EugenesAxe Posts: 3,368
    Penny for your thoughts (or club 😉)

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  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,880
    "That Innis is some player"
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,971
    Gallen thinking to himself

    "I wonder if Lee has any vacancies at his fishing lake"
  • Lewis Coaches
    Lewis Coaches Posts: 5,411
    In a week or two i am back in the good old u s of a.  As for you , you are still stuck watching this god awful football.
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,812
    MS: ‘I think Ryan’s been a little unlucky this afternoon’
    KG (thinks): ‘FFS!!’
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,735
    SG: Cant wait for you to piss off back to the States Martin
    MS: Why is that Steve.
    SG: Cos I'm fed up of being your puppet, and having your hand up my arse!!
    MS: Thats the way to do it!!
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,152
    “Have I told you about my really hard shot?”
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,736
    Gallen......." you do know that you made all this mess but I'm the one who'll get the sack"
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,088
    killerandflash said:
    Gallen thinking to himself

    "I wonder if Lee has any vacancies at his fishing lake"
    And MS saying, "stop carping on about it".
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,630
    “We’re fucking shit aren’t we”
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,474
    edited December 2022
    Stig said:
    You spurn my natural emotions, you make me feel I'm dirt and I'm hurt!
    I was going with The Pet Shop Boys and Dusty Springfield: "What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this..." or possibly (as it's around the anniversary of her death) the start of Kirsty MacColl's "Fifteen Minutes":
    "Seven times in seven days,
    I've sat and wished my life away..."
    It also has the bonus line later on of "it's a bozo's world, and you're a bozo's child"

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  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,390
    “Did you have to buy that jacket with MS on it yourself?”
    ”No, I nicked it from Maria Sharapova’s dressing room”
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,197
    SG to MS

    "You want to get yourself a proper job"
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,757
    SG : " How many more matches do I have to babysit sit this arrogant, pouting tit ?

             It's definitely not in my feckin contract !"

    MS : " Sorry, did you say something , Stevie ?" 
  • grumpyaddick
    grumpyaddick Posts: 6,597

    "Is that the black box in your pocket Steve, or are you just pleased to see me?"
  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,237
    MS: Will Wimbledon be a good local Derby next season Steve.

    SG: Pass.
  • MikeBaileysFanClub
    MikeBaileysFanClub Posts: 310
     MS:    I see that as two assists for Ryan Steve. 
  • Redskin
    Redskin Posts: 3,121
    MS: 'I spy with my little eye, something beginning with...L'

    SG: 'Losing'


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