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carly burn
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Gallen thought bubble: Wish I could tell him to shut up and fuck off so I can watch the game.1
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You spurn my natural emotions, you make me feel I'm dirt and I'm hurt!
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"If he says 'offense' one more time..."1
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Gallen “You’re a test tube baby?”
MS “why?”
Gallen “cos your father is a wanker”.6 -
So, Steve, where do you go to get your hair dyed? I use Just For Men and I think it looks super fine.0
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"....And what does offside mean again Steve?"0
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carly burn said:
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How comes you don't have tracksuit with your initials on? How do you practice your hard shots without one.0 -
It was at that point PJ and Duncan wished they were back in the warm jungle2
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Penny for your thoughts (or club 😉)0
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"That Innis is some player"
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Gallen thinking to himself
"I wonder if Lee has any vacancies at his fishing lake"3 -
In a week or two i am back in the good old u s of a. As for you , you are still stuck watching this god awful football.0
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MS: ‘I think Ryan’s been a little unlucky this afternoon’
KG (thinks): ‘FFS!!’0 -
SG: Cant wait for you to piss off back to the States Martin
MS: Why is that Steve.
SG: Cos I'm fed up of being your puppet, and having your hand up my arse!!
MS: Thats the way to do it!!0 -
“Have I told you about my really hard shot?”0
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Gallen......." you do know that you made all this mess but I'm the one who'll get the sack"3
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killerandflash said:Gallen thinking to himself
"I wonder if Lee has any vacancies at his fishing lake"0 -
“We’re fucking shit aren’t we”0
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Stig said:You spurn my natural emotions, you make me feel I'm dirt and I'm hurt!I was going with The Pet Shop Boys and Dusty Springfield: "What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this..." or possibly (as it's around the anniversary of her death) the start of Kirsty MacColl's "Fifteen Minutes":
"Seven times in seven days,
I've sat and wished my life away..."It also has the bonus line later on of "it's a bozo's world, and you're a bozo's child"0 - Sponsored links:
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“Did you have to buy that jacket with MS on it yourself?”
”No, I nicked it from Maria Sharapova’s dressing room”3 -
SG to MS
"You want to get yourself a proper job"0 -
SG : " How many more matches do I have to babysit sit this arrogant, pouting tit ?
It's definitely not in my feckin contract !"
MS : " Sorry, did you say something , Stevie ?"0 -
"Is that the black box in your pocket Steve, or are you just pleased to see me?"0 -
MS: Will Wimbledon be a good local Derby next season Steve.
SG: Pass.0 -
MS: I see that as two assists for Ryan Steve.1
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MS: 'I spy with my little eye, something beginning with...L'
SG: 'Losing'
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