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    Gallen thought bubble: Wish I could tell him to shut up and fuck off so I can watch the game.
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    You spurn my natural emotions, you make me feel I'm dirt and I'm hurt!
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    "If he says 'offense' one more time..."
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    edited December 2022
    So, Steve, where do you go to get your hair dyed? I use Just For Men and I think it looks super fine.
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    edited December 2022
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    "....And what does offside mean again Steve?"
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    I can't belive some people bought the line I was always out scouting.  When I am at everyone of our games....

    Or 

    How comes you don't have tracksuit with your initials on?  How do you practice your hard shots without one.
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    It was at that point PJ and Duncan wished they were back in the warm jungle
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    Penny for your thoughts (or club 😉)
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    "That Innis is some player"
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    Gallen thinking to himself

    "I wonder if Lee has any vacancies at his fishing lake"
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    In a week or two i am back in the good old u s of a.  As for you , you are still stuck watching this god awful football.
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    MS: ‘I think Ryan’s been a little unlucky this afternoon’
    KG (thinks): ‘FFS!!’
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    SG: Cant wait for you to piss off back to the States Martin
    MS: Why is that Steve.
    SG: Cos I'm fed up of being your puppet, and having your hand up my arse!!
    MS: Thats the way to do it!!
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    “Have I told you about my really hard shot?”
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    Gallen......." you do know that you made all this mess but I'm the one who'll get the sack"
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    Gallen thinking to himself

    "I wonder if Lee has any vacancies at his fishing lake"
    And MS saying, "stop carping on about it".
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    “We’re fucking shit aren’t we”
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    edited December 2022
    Stig said:
    You spurn my natural emotions, you make me feel I'm dirt and I'm hurt!
    I was going with The Pet Shop Boys and Dusty Springfield: "What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this..." or possibly (as it's around the anniversary of her death) the start of Kirsty MacColl's "Fifteen Minutes":
    "Seven times in seven days,
    I've sat and wished my life away..."
    It also has the bonus line later on of "it's a bozo's world, and you're a bozo's child"
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    “Did you have to buy that jacket with MS on it yourself?”
    ”No, I nicked it from Maria Sharapova’s dressing room”
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    SG to MS

    "You want to get yourself a proper job"
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    SG : " How many more matches do I have to babysit sit this arrogant, pouting tit ?

             It's definitely not in my feckin contract !"

    MS : " Sorry, did you say something , Stevie ?" 
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    "Is that the black box in your pocket Steve, or are you just pleased to see me?"
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    MS: Will Wimbledon be a good local Derby next season Steve.

    SG: Pass.
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     MS:    I see that as two assists for Ryan Steve. 
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    MS: 'I spy with my little eye, something beginning with...L'

    SG: 'Losing'


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