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Job Advert: Song Writer Needed!

ns_eb_rj_s?
ns_eb_rj_s? Posts: 682
edited October 2006 in General Charlton
Song Writer Needed for Small club in South London. Songs must include a min of 1 swear word per verse and at least 1 dig at another team IE M'wall or Scum. Players songs are needed most. If you can beat the Andy Hunt Song, you're on to a Winner.

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  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,147
    To the tune of Gary Glitter's 'it's good to be back'

    Hello, Hello Omar Pouso, Omar Pouso

    Hello, Hello Omar Pouso, Omar Pouso

    (Repeat over and over again)
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,147
    He’s fat, He’s round, He cost three million pounds…Andy Reid, Andy Reid

    He’s fat, He’s round, He cost three million pounds…Andy Reid, Andy Reid


    Leading onto…(Tune to ‘coming round the mountain’)


    If it wasn’t for his belly he’d be slim

    If it wasn’t for his belly he’d be slim

    If it wasn’t for his belly, wasn’t for his belly, wasn’t for his belly he’d be slim


    Singing…Bring on the pasties and the pies

    Singing…Bring on the pasties and the pies

    Singing…Bring on the pasties, Bring on the pasties, Bring on the pasties and the pies and the pies
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,266
    liked the pouso one.
  • ns_eb_rj_s?
    ns_eb_rj_s? Posts: 682
    I liked McMoist's song, I dont think Pouso would understand!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,139
    i'm always coming up with silly tunes in my head (see the Darren Bent one in the blog).

    My favourite was to the tune of Delilah

    One April day, we played Palace away, we were champions
    Onto the pitch come that stupid bitch and we roared
    We are the Charlton
    We stood and we sang that we never shall play you no more

    Why, why why we're Charlton
    Why, why why, we're Charlton
    So before, we went on our premiership tour
    We stood and we sang that we never, shall play you no more
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,472
    edited October 2006
    Cooking with Gas today Valley McCoist.

    Would be good to have a song for every player.

    With yours plus Jerome, Darren, JFH, Dennis, Diawara & Herman.TEK how many are left.

    Kish, Faye, Marcus, Luke, Traore
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    Traore is interchangeable with Diawarra on the old Volare/Jorge Costa tune
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,264
    Red Army..clap clap clap.....Red Army.....clap clap clap etc
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    I am crap at making up songs so will be offering ....well nothing. Although was gonna suggest ' W*nkers W*nkers W*nkers' to be aimed at our team as a whole if they get beat Saturday !
  • ns_eb_rj_s?
    ns_eb_rj_s? Posts: 682
    I agree ketman, I have a real problem applauding the team after they have just lost. Arsenal game was an exception.

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  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    To the tune of GO WEST! by the Pet Shop Boys (or vice versa)

    LUKE YOUNG, England's number two
    LUKE YOUNG, England's number two
    LUKE YOUNG, England's number two
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    edited October 2006
    Actually can do it with more lyrics (not that it'd stand a chance)

    (Luke Young) England's number two
    (Luke Young) Stone thinks he's poo
    (Luke Young) Putting Benty through
    (Luke Young) This is what he's gonna do

    (Luke Young, this is what he's gonna do, Luke Young)


    Willing to listen to alternatives for line 2!

    eg. (Luke Young) Giant Kangaroo

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