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Macauley Bonne - Jan 2026 now left Maldon & Tiptree (p38)

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  • Bon Bonne. A nightclub in Sydenham where you could score a lot more than Macauley.
  • Bon Bonne. A nightclub in Sydenham where you could score a lot more than Macauley.

    Bon Bonne. A nightclub in Sydenham where you could score a lot more than Macauley.
    Bon Bonne was in Herne Hill.
  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,298
    Hope he doesn’t have to drive to get there.
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 7,051
    edited October 2025
    Bon Bonne. A nightclub in Sydenham where you could score a lot more than Macauley.

    Bon Bonne. A nightclub in Sydenham where you could score a lot more than Macauley.
    Bon Bonne was in Herne Hill.

    You are right. I never went to Bon Bonne, I went to Bonnies which was Sydenham…
  • YTS1978
    YTS1978 Posts: 1,751
    edited October 2025
    Not too dissimilar career wise to Josh Magennis 

    Bonne        played 396, 91 goals at an average of 4.35

    Magennis  played 547, 96 goals  at an average of 5.6

    Bonne has fallen off a cliff and now turns out for Malden and Tiptree at the age of 29, whilst Magennis played for NI against Germany last night, aged 35.

    It must be all about attitude.  I get the impression that Bonne thinks the world owes him a living whereas Madennis quietly gets on with making the most of what he's got. 


    Josh has done the business (to a certain extent) at every club he's been at and I dont think anyone has a bad word to say about him. Hes a proper professional and international footballer. He should never ever be mentioned in comparison with Bonne!!!

    Also, almost all off Bonne's goals are non league, whereas Magennis has been playing league football all of his career.
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,803

    Maldon & Tiptree......... Sounds like an accountancy firm. 

  • Charlton_Stu
    Charlton_Stu Posts: 3,906

  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 8,026
    Next club: The Dog and Duck 2nd XI, Clacton.
  • CaptainRobbo
    CaptainRobbo Posts: 995
    Could always team up with his old mate at Chelmsford 🐍

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  • Was never a fan of Bonnes even during his first spell with us.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,983
    Was never a fan of Bonnes even during his first spell with us.
    I was staggered he had a career back then.  I was staggered he went to QPR for money.  I was suicidal when he returned to us.  I'm amazed he still has a job now and find it crazy he played at AFCON  

    Dreadful footballer and not a great human being

  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 34,581
    Next job will be as a Crash Test Dummy......one thing he IS good at 😀
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,730
    He reminds me of the taxi driver that turned up at the BBC to collect someone, and they thought he was the digital expert and rushed him through to the studios and interviewed him on live TV. He's like the football equivalent of that. 
  • arny23394
    arny23394 Posts: 1,290
    Chunes said:
    He reminds me of the taxi driver that turned up at the BBC to collect someone, and they thought he was the digital expert and rushed him through to the studios and interviewed him on live TV. He's like the football equivalent of that. 
    Bonne could only dream of putting in a performance like that fella did. 
  • BalladMan
    BalladMan Posts: 1,222
    His ass scored more goals than his left foot. Right place, right time. 

  • Still trying to find his level which is clearly not in the top 8 leagues of English football.  
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,695
    Swisdom said:
    Was never a fan of Bonnes even during his first spell with us.
    I was staggered he had a career back then.  I was staggered he went to QPR for money.  I was suicidal when he returned to us.  I'm amazed he still has a job now and find it crazy he played at AFCON  

    Dreadful footballer and not a great human being

    Did alright in the Championship, then just petered out. Think it went to his head. 
  • CaptainRobbo
    CaptainRobbo Posts: 995

    Still trying to find his level which is clearly not in the top 8 leagues of English football.  
    Is it too late for him to have a bash at Formula 1?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 29,244

    Still trying to find his level which is clearly not in the top 8 leagues of English football.  
    Is it too late for him to have a bash at Formula 1?
    He was about to take a free kick and was making sure the wall was back the full 10 yards.

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  • usetobunkin
    usetobunkin Posts: 2,298
    Perhaps he should be the face of ~ Bleak Hill Body and Paint. Resprays to suite all budgets.