Just had a referral for a Posh afternoon DJ'ing slot in Upchurch on Sunday afternoon. Apparently some really rich family are having a surprise 50th Party in their Back Garden with a Marquee & Band were looking for a DJ to do the 5pm-10pm slot this Sunday. My friend Louise told them to speak to me, she said it would be a good payer, well the phone call went like this...
Lady with Posh voice : Hello is that Paul I am after a DJ for this Sunday, I am having a surprise 50th with a Band & a Marquee but I need a DJ to do 5pm till 10 maybe 11pm.
Ketman : Hi yes, I can do it, however so I am absolutely clear about what you want & so you get exactly what you want I need to know what sort of music you want, as I normally do pubs clubs up to date sort of stuff, just wanna make sure you get what you need.
Lady with Posh Voice : Well I think he likes stuff like Dean Martin
(Ketman shakes his head in disbelief)
Ketman : Well it's not the sort of stuff I have but if you can provide a couple of CD's I can cover pretty much most party, motown 70's 80's & up to date stuff. Will just need you to provide a couple of CD's he's like including Dean Martin.
Lady with Posh Voice : Do you not DJ with a Laptop then ?
Ketman ends call in disgust........Fookin Laptop !
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shame on you
Everyone uses a laptop, get with the program Ketman. Your type will soon be deemed obsolite thanks to the shuffle selection :-)
REBOOT!
Some of the DJs I know wont even play repro's, it has to be the original, some of which are worth four figures, but they still cart them down to gigs. Nutters.
:)
Hear hear
I am waiting for the call back Steve ;-)
JWADDICK if Ketaman doesn't have it I may be able to help you
Cheers Carter I'll let you know.
Wish I was that young!:-)
I'm currently chilling in the garden and playing some reggae 45s that you can't download or get on cd.. wicked.
What was affecting you then badger? ...
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