Come on then @Fanny Fanackapan - you've kept us in suspense long enough.
Did you get to channel your inner Sally Bowles on stage after a glass or three? Did the fishnets get an airing?
We deserve to be told. 😄
Errrr, thankfully not.
Baring (?) in mind I had been told that those on stage at that point would be in skimpy, seductive outfits, I DID prepare, like a good girl scout, just in case....
The fur lined thong might have been taking it a bit too far & TBH wasn't ultra comfy but needs must.
And my Madonna cone like bra made it somewhat difficult to see my plate at our pre theatre dinner but like the trooper I am, I managed.
But at the end of the day, it wasn't the wrinklies in the audience that were unceremoniously pulled up onto the stage.
I think the Tiller Girls' high kicks that were required was, sadly, a a torn hamstring waiting to happen....
...and I'm afraid the time has finally come for Fanny to put away those long held dreams of fortune & fame.
Well done Jean, it sounds as if your birthday went well. Me, I'm an old fart just behind you in age. Dream, I can dream. Playing football for Charlton with Eddie Firmani and England with Geoff Hurst etc. Sadly the studs my dad nailed in my football boots in 1956 have long since fallen out. But we can still dream!!
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Many happy returns young Jean.
Did you get to channel your inner Sally Bowles on stage after a glass or three? Did the fishnets get an airing?
We deserve to be told. 😄
Baring (?) in mind I had been told that those on stage at that point would be in skimpy, seductive outfits, I DID prepare, like a good girl scout, just in case....
The fur lined thong might have been taking it a bit too far & TBH wasn't ultra comfy but needs must.
And my Madonna cone like bra made it somewhat difficult to see my plate at our pre theatre dinner but like the trooper I am, I managed.
But at the end of the day, it wasn't the wrinklies in the audience that were unceremoniously pulled up onto the stage.
I think the Tiller Girls' high kicks that were required was, sadly, a a torn hamstring waiting to happen....
...and I'm afraid the time has finally come for Fanny to put away those long held dreams of fortune & fame.
I now know my place.
Many happy returns!!!
Me, I'm an old fart just behind you in age.
Dream, I can dream.
Playing football for Charlton with Eddie Firmani and England with Geoff Hurst etc.
Sadly the studs my dad nailed in my football boots in 1956 have long since fallen out.
But we can still dream!!
Let's hope for three lovely points on your birthday week. Xx