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AddicksAddict
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How do you not know you’ve had your leg cut off?

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  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,760
    edited May 2023
    Maybe if you only remember ever having a missing leg, but aren’t aware whether you were born that way or had surgery when you were very young.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,288
    Who the hell would answer with "Do not know"... Surely you'd know if you're missing something
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,480
    AddicksAddict said:


    How do you not know you’ve had your leg cut off?
    Didn't know our gas had been cut off once, until I went to put the kettle on
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Gribbo said:
    AddicksAddict said:


    How do you not know you’ve had your leg cut off?
    Didn't know our gas had been cut off once, until I went to put the kettle on
    We’re you legless at the time?
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,103
    thai malaysia addick said:
    Gribbo said:
    AddicksAddict said:


    How do you not know you’ve had your leg cut off?
    Didn't know our gas had been cut off once, until I went to put the kettle on
    We’re you legless at the time?
    That's left him stumped.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,582
    Perhaps the club should use this when looking for players.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,612
    The bigger concern is that presumably a group of people sat down and planned this out and then someone signed it off. Bring on AI I say. 
  • addick19
    addick19 Posts: 378
    Dumbest question has to be asking a 70 year-old man if he's pregnant!
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,779
    MrWalker said:
    It's catering for people who are lack toes intolerant.
    Give this man a round of applause. 
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  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    The most bonkers thing is having the answer "no" above the other options. How would you know that was the right answer until you'd read the other ones first?
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,779
    Gribbo said:
    AddicksAddict said:


    How do you not know you’ve had your leg cut off?
    Didn't know our gas had been cut off once, until I went to put the kettle on
    It didn’t help it was an electric kettle.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,779
    addick19 said:
    Dumbest question has to be asking a 70 year-old man if he's pregnant!
    Well, obviously he couldn’t be pregnant at 70.
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    How would Johnnie Jackson have answered this question when his legs had gone?
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    You might have had surgery as a baby to remove a toe, but during the process the surgeon decided to save it instead.
    That might explain the do not know.
  • redlanered
    redlanered Posts: 2,195
    Maybe someone has woken up, noticed a couple of toes missing, but wasn't sure if this was surgery, or whether they were chewed off by a tiger?  Security in some hospitals is not that great...
  • C_A_F_C
    C_A_F_C Posts: 3,866
    ForeverAddickted said:
    Who the hell would answer with "Do not know"... Surely you'd know if you're missing something

  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,839
    AddicksAddict said:
    addick19 said:
    Dumbest question has to be asking a 70 year-old man if he's pregnant!
    Well, obviously he couldn’t be pregnant at 70.
    If “he” identified themselves as a 70 year old man, but that wasn’t the gender assigned at birth, and taking into account their lived experience, it’s perfectly possible for a 70 year old man to be pregnant, and if you disagree then you need to wake up.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,587
    AddicksAddict said:


    How do you not know you’ve had your leg cut off?
    T’is but a mere scratch 
  • eastterrace6168
    eastterrace6168 Posts: 22,473
    edited May 2023
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njK6zQp2Fdk
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  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,779
    eastterrace6168 said:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njK6zQp2Fdk
    Pure genius. 

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