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Alternative nicknames

RodneysMiddleNameRodneysMiddleName
in Other Football and Sports
With our season officially over there's clearly nothing much going on at the club to hold our interest for the next month or so. With that in mind, I thought I'd share some alternative nicknames for our city neighbours. I'm not happy with all of them so please chip in with better suggestions.

Arsenal – The Flip Flops

That Arteta is useless. Manager for Life! That Arteta is useless.

 

Brentford – The Doing A Brentford

See Doing A Fulham, Doing A Charlton, Doing A Bradford etc etc

 

Chelsea – The Nouveau Poor

We don’t need Russian money to be successful.

 

Crystal Palace – The Needy

Look at our shirts! Just like Barcelona! Look at our fans! Just like Italian Ultras!

 

Fulham – The Nice

I’ve got literally nothing.

 

Millwall – The Scrap

Scrapyards and scrapping

 

QPR – The Apostrophe

Queen’s Park or Queens Park? 

 

Spurs – The Victims

Why hasn’t Levy bought us a trophy yet? Wah, wah, wah.

 

Watford – The Not In London

Watford is not in London.

 

West Ham – The Remainers

Should have stayed at the Boleyn. Much better in Europe.

 

Charlton Athletic – The Gutted

The fans. The club.

 

Not that happy with Palace. Was going to go with The Virgins because of their past shirt sponsorship but it seemed a bit cruel. Virgins get enough stick without having to put up with that association as well. 

As for our nearest non-rivals, I always thought The Scrapyard would have been a better name for their ground.

Comments

  • CAFCTrevCAFCTrev
    Charlton "not very" Athletic. 
  • sam3110sam3110
    CAFCTrev said:
    Charlton "not very" Athletic. 
    FIFA have a nickname that you can assign to your team for online games, and one of them is Hardly Athletic, so I use that with the Charlton badge and kits
  • SlartibartfastSlartibartfast
    Millwall.....remove the s's. (esses)
  • SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    I love calling Palace by their old nickname…..The Glaziers
    it really gets them riled. 😂😂😂
  • seth plumseth plum
    Crystal Palace always seem like ‘plastics’ to me, or to modernise, a set up created by a 3-D printer from some kind of sludge mould.
  • sam3110sam3110
    The North Of North Croydon Elite Supporters is a good nickname for Palace
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