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20 possible guesses at what could currently be wrong with Cory Gibbs.....

You know the drill....

1. He's found scientology, and the aliens have pickled his brain.
2. Having stretched his injury out for as long as he can, Cory still doesn't know how to deal with the fact he thought he signed for a Football team, NOT a Soccer Club
3. The Woolwich massive have convinced him there is more money to be earning in drugs and gun running, than kicking a football around

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  • edited August 2007
    4. he's on holiday with Henry Irving
  • 5. He does not exist, but its a crooked entry on the clubs balance sheet
  • edited August 2007
    6. With the cutbacks he is one of Floyd and Harvey

    Have you ever seen Cory Gibbs and Floyd and Harvey together?
  • 7. He strained his cory
  • 8. Dowie signed Cory Feldman by mistake.
  • edited August 2007
    9.Shaun Bartlett was the previous number 17 and hasn't really left the club.

    Cory Gibbs is a pseudonym for Barts - and we don't see much of Gibbo/Barts because he was away scoring a goal against Spurs recently?
  • edited August 2007
    10. He doesn't know where Charlton is
  • 11. With no footballing experience, he was incorrectly signed by Andrew Mills, who on hearing the Gibb brothers had a nephew called Cory, thought it could be a good way of getting the Bee Gees to do the pre-match entertainment.
  • 12. the rumour that lost boys 2 would go straight to video was enough to send him into self-imposed exile which he's unlikely to return from.
  • 13. He's locked in Henrys basement
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  • 14. He's Doing the Vocals on Milli Vanilli's Comeback record
  • 15. He left his heart in San Francisco, and on his pay as you play contract, can't afford the air fare to get it back.
  • [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]14. He's Doing the Vocals on Milli Vanilli's Comeback record

    Girl, you know it's true!
  • 16. Someone hit him with a dose of irony, which he still doesn't get
  • 17. MCS was stalking Cory so much with his chopper that he crashed into a pillar in the Blackwall Tunnel and has had to have his legs amputated
  • [cite]Posted By: les_says[/cite]12. the rumour that lost boys 2 would go straight to video was enough to send him into self-imposed exile which he's unlikely to return from.

    Very good!!

    18. When his English agent was talking contracts with the elusive one he said what do want a 2 or 3 deal.

    Corey thought this was visits to the Valley
  • 19 - 'Cory' is just a nickname. He is actually on tour with the South African cricket team.
  • 20. He's a c**t.............Sorry thought this was a Marcus Bent thread
  • 21. He's been preparing for almost 18 months to give Palace a good shoeing
  • 22 - He is playing in a beach soccer six a side tournament in Brazil for the 'Charlton Fraudsters XI' with Pouso, Bagheri, Sorondo and The Vinh Nguyen, with Tony Caig in goal.
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  • 23. it says something when some of us on here, have played more at The Valley than him.
  • When it comes down to effort and the like, I would say that a lot on here have "played" at the Valley a lot more than some of our first team last season - Rommergirl for one!
  • Like it Dan
  • 23. He keeps getting in the wrong side of the car, and finding no steering wheel there, goes back inside for milk and cookies.
  • [cite]Posted By: guinnessaddick[/cite]23. it says something when some of us on here, have played more at The Valley than him.

    Good one, Diesel. LOL
  • [cite]Posted By: Southendaddick[/cite]22 - He is playing in a beach soccer six a side tournament in Brazil for the 'Charlton Fraudsters XI' with Pouso, Bagheri, Sorondo and The Vinh Nguyen, with Tony Caig in goal.

    Surely our very own Len Glover should be there - hasn't he just done a stint inside?

    Isn't that right, Len? ;-)
  • 24 He's busy with his new venture in the North:

    http://www.gibbshillfarm.co.uk/
  • [cite]Posted By: Southendaddick[/cite]22 - He is playing in a beach soccer six a side tournament in Brazil for the 'Charlton Fraudsters XI' with Pouso, Bagheri, Sorondo and The Vinh Nguyen, with Tony Caig in goal.

    Good God, there's a blast from the past - What ever happened to Vinnie?

    Is Arnie Warren still with us?
  • As per 5 - he is Henry Irvings pension plan and does not really exist.

    I demand a recount.
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