Uncombable Hair Syndrome

Lincsaddick

Something else for us to worry about .. this little two year old Grimsby lass, could be one of only 100 people worldwide (go on count em), according to her mum, who suffer from this ailment.

Does anyone on here who still has their hair have or know anyone who suffers from this awful affliction ?

(obvious candidates are Alexander (aka Boris) Johnson and Marc Cucurella , the Chelsea left back )

Rizzo

Boris does not have uncombable hair. He chooses to style it like a 5 year old deliberately. Christ only knows why. 

red10

Think I would shave the lot off in adulthood. It didn't harm Sinead O'Conner's looks one bit, probably the opposite to be fair.

lolwray

I'd say the kid in the pic suffers from incompetent parents syndrome 

MrOneLung

Are they dressing the kid up in homage to the charming lothario Nigel Havers ?

Boom

Everyone in Grimsby looks like they’ve got uncombable hair. Tramps

Gribbo

Coming from Grimsby, that's the least of her worries

Baldybonce

JiMMy 85

Rizzo said:

Boris does not have uncombable hair. He chooses to style it like a 5 year old deliberately. Christ only knows why. 

Before public appearances he ruffles it into a mess. It’s for the same reason he wants you to call him ‘Boris’ and not Boris Johnson (is there any other politician that you refer to by first name alone?) - it’s his brand. And it works extremely well. 

Lincsaddick

JiMMy 85 said:

Rizzo said:

Boris does not have uncombable hair. He chooses to style it like a 5 year old deliberately. Christ only knows why. 

Before public appearances he ruffles it into a mess. It’s for the same reason he wants you to call him ‘Boris’ and not Boris Johnson (is there any other politician that you refer to by first name alone?) - it’s his brand. And it works extremely well. 

Einstein did the same thing, just a very noticeable gimmick .. this post was created as a bit of a joke, it seems to be taken oh so seriously