In the event of nuclear apocalypse you and your crew are instructed to proceed to the most remote island still habitable and start all over again. Do not fuck it up this time.
However, this Order is caveated that before proceeding to the aforementioned island you must, be whatever means necessary, confirm the deaths of the following and, if not, complete the task of removing them from any potential future gene pool:
Nigel Farage Donald Trump Vladimir Putin Anyone else called Trump or Putin Boris Johnson Stanley Johnson Jacob Rees-Mogg Any other surviving member of the British Cabinet 2010-2024 Rupert Murdoch Anyone else called Murdoch Julia Hartley-Brewer Tommy Robinson Piers Morgan Kelvin Mackenzie Anyone who's ever liked anything written by the above That bloke behind Mrs Brown's Boys Roland Duchâtelet Kevin Muscat Pepe Michael McIntyre [See also Appendices A - M for full list of targets]
Have fun.
Yours in hope,
PM Bournemouth Addick.
Rather right leaning execution list there.
For balance I'd add.....
Xi Jinping Kim Jong Un Jeremy Corbyn Mick Lynch Tony Blair Gordon Brown Alistair Campbell
In the event of nuclear apocalypse you and your crew are instructed to proceed to the most remote island still habitable and start all over again. Do not fuck it up this time.
However, this Order is caveated that before proceeding to the aforementioned island you must, be whatever means necessary, confirm the deaths of the following and, if not, complete the task of removing them from any potential future gene pool:
Nigel Farage Donald Trump Vladimir Putin Anyone else called Trump or Putin Boris Johnson Stanley Johnson Jacob Rees-Mogg Any other surviving member of the British Cabinet 2010-2024 Rupert Murdoch Anyone else called Murdoch Julia Hartley-Brewer Tommy Robinson Piers Morgan Kelvin Mackenzie Anyone who's ever liked anything written by the above That bloke behind Mrs Brown's Boys Roland Duchâtelet Kevin Muscat Pepe Michael McIntyre [See also Appendices A - M for full list of targets]
Have fun.
Yours in hope,
PM Bournemouth Addick.
Rather right leaning execution list there.
For balance I'd add.....
Xi Jinping Kim Jong Un Jeremy Corbyn Mick Lynch Tony Blair Gordon Brown Alistair Campbell
In the event of nuclear apocalypse you and your crew are instructed to proceed to the most remote island still habitable and start all over again. Do not fuck it up this time.
However, this Order is caveated that before proceeding to the aforementioned island you must, be whatever means necessary, confirm the deaths of the following and, if not, complete the task of removing them from any potential future gene pool:
Nigel Farage Donald Trump Vladimir Putin Anyone else called Trump or Putin Boris Johnson Stanley Johnson Jacob Rees-Mogg Any other surviving member of the British Cabinet 2010-2024 Rupert Murdoch Anyone else called Murdoch Julia Hartley-Brewer Tommy Robinson Piers Morgan Kelvin Mackenzie Anyone who's ever liked anything written by the above That bloke behind Mrs Brown's Boys Roland Duchâtelet Kevin Muscat Pepe Michael McIntyre [See also Appendices A - M for full list of targets]
Have fun.
Yours in hope,
PM Bournemouth Addick.
Rather right leaning execution list there.
For balance I'd add.....
Xi Jinping Kim Jong Un Jeremy Corbyn Mick Lynch Tony Blair Gordon Brown Alistair Campbell
What are the chances of Xi Jinping and Kim Jong Un being on holiday in the UK when the strike happened?
I'd also add Diane Abbot, Richard Burgon, Clive Lewis, Stewart Lee, Owen Jones, Grace Blakely and Tommy Robinson so that none of them could have any influence in a post apocalyptic Britain.
If the Government has been destroyed, who holds the letters? Who sends them?
Furthermore, it is likely that all communication methods would be down, so how are they sent?
Or are they already with the submarines? Big risk if the subs are damaged or captured.
They're held on the submarines. The idea is to prevent a hostile power calculating that if they take out Westminster in a surprise attack we'll be unable to retaliate because we'll have no-one left to give the order.
I'm not sure it matters too much what the instructions actually say, as long as no-one knows, so an enemy knows there's a chance that the instruction will be to blow their capital city to bits in retaliation. Which is intended to discourage them from attacking.
I've never been in favour of nuclear weapons, but I've been thinking again in the last couple of years given that the only country we know of that has had nuclear weapons and has voluntarily decommissioned them is Ukraine. And look what's happened to them.
Reminds of the film War Games that come out mid 80's.
A computer took over from the military in missile silos as the men pushing the button couldn't be trusted to do the job when the time came.
Computer had dozens & dozens of "war games" programmed in but once again when the time came the computer wouldn't launch the missiles either because after it ran the games over & over it realised that everyone would nuke everyone else until there was total destruction.
The main question you have to consider when thinking about what to write is this: under what circumstances is it better to fire nuclear-powered weapons of mass destruction than not to do so?
In the event of nuclear apocalypse you and your crew are instructed to proceed to the most remote island still habitable and start all over again. Do not fuck it up this time.
However, this Order is caveated that before proceeding to the aforementioned island you must, be whatever means necessary, confirm the deaths of the following and, if not, complete the task of removing them from any potential future gene pool:
Nigel Farage Donald Trump Vladimir Putin Anyone else called Trump or Putin Boris Johnson Stanley Johnson Jacob Rees-Mogg Any other surviving member of the British Cabinet 2010-2024 Rupert Murdoch Anyone else called Murdoch Julia Hartley-Brewer Tommy Robinson Piers Morgan Kelvin Mackenzie Anyone who's ever liked anything written by the above That bloke behind Mrs Brown's Boys Roland Duchâtelet Kevin Muscat Pepe Michael McIntyre [See also Appendices A - M for full list of targets]
Have fun.
Yours in hope,
PM Bournemouth Addick.
Rather right leaning execution list there.
For balance I'd add.....
Xi Jinping Kim Jong Un Jeremy Corbyn Mick Lynch Tony Blair Gordon Brown Alistair Campbell
I would add Netanyahu.....because the fcuker will keep bombing even though there is nothing left to bomb
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For balance I'd add.....
Xi Jinping
Kim Jong Un
Jeremy Corbyn
Mick Lynch
Tony Blair
Gordon Brown
Alistair Campbell
I'd also add Diane Abbot, Richard Burgon, Clive Lewis, Stewart Lee, Owen Jones, Grace Blakely and Tommy Robinson so that none of them could have any influence in a post apocalyptic Britain.
I'm not sure it matters too much what the instructions actually say, as long as no-one knows, so an enemy knows there's a chance that the instruction will be to blow their capital city to bits in retaliation. Which is intended to discourage them from attacking.
I've never been in favour of nuclear weapons, but I've been thinking again in the last couple of years given that the only country we know of that has had nuclear weapons and has voluntarily decommissioned them is Ukraine. And look what's happened to them.
If the subs are isolated and the chain of command above them has been wiped out, how do they know who to launch against?
Here I am.
Me! Me! Poor misunderstood Me!
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A computer took over from the military in missile silos as the men pushing the button couldn't be trusted to do the job when the time came.
Computer had dozens & dozens of "war games" programmed in but once again when the time came the computer wouldn't launch the missiles either because after it ran the games over & over it realised that everyone would nuke everyone else until there was total destruction.