You're the Chancellor. And, at the end of the month, you have to set the Budget. Good luck..!
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(I haven't done this really)
I put up income tax by a penny in the pound and NI got a rise.
Corporation tax went up as did inheritance and told the non-doms to do one.
I did away with the triple lock and WFA, (thought I'd give nature and the NHS a hand)
Stamp duty got wound back to not help FTBs but even with it house price still rose so swallowed the benefit.
2 child cap to stay and no free meals, Mine I have grown up so sod the rest of you
I spent heavily on Health, education and defence. I thought this was where budgets should start from.
No give aways at the end. Buy your own presents.
And I trashed the economy. But I'm as qualified as few chancellors have been in recent years, absolutely zero, .
I also binned the triple lock but my "rabbit out of the hat" was free school meals.
Edit. bad luck.
I pay tax on my state pension, if non-Doms don't wish to contribute on their millions/billions, I'll drive them to the airport.
Lets not forget the Tories nearly trebled national debt over 14 years whilst absolutely slashing services.
The freeze on tax allowances until 2028 alone should have led them into the political wilderness, but Labour have no plans to reinstate upgrades.
Revise council tax to have mansions pay their due. I pay band C for a one bedroom flat on the edge of the M25.
There are many tricks Reeves is missing in taxing the wealthy, mainly on multiple homes and exporting wealth to tax havens. I wonder if there is a system in place for taxing Airbnb leasees.
The wildcard tax grab I'd do is introduce a lower rate of CGT on the sale of FIRST residences above a certain limit. Why should gains through the rise in house prices be treated differently from second homes or shares?
Selfishly, I actually want to upgrade my home as often as I can and stamp duty is the biggest blocker to that and it's infuriating!
If someone has a £500k house which rises to £1.3m when they sell it, why shouldn't a percentage of that gain be taxable?