Today's Gratuitous Thread...

Ketman

is provided by me !

The Doris serving behind the bar at Footscray Rugby club last night was unbelievably beautiful. A few lifers on here can back me up on that. If only she had not overheard AFKA talking about his Sticky's .... :-)

West Side get yourself down there pronto...

Glass half empty

and she was seen paying me £10 for services rendered.
by the way, where was a certain member of this site storing those empty pint glasses ? every time she walked past he called her over to collect another!!!

DaveStorry

And the score of the first friendly was ?

Ketman

A slightly harsh 4-0 Defeat :-)

Plus I got kneed in the head whilst lying on the ground.

AFKABartram

Some of us thought you'd been shot :-)

DaveMehmet

Oh I misheard them. I thought they said he'd been shit!