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Funny or otherwise predictive text mistakes.

charltonbob
charltonbob Posts: 8,279
in General Charlton
There must be loads with the amount of mistakes that I correct but sometimes I don't notice.

I just text my wife to tell her that I'm going out to pick up two divers.

Should have been duvets  :D  

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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,884
    after a row with the missus, instead of asking if she was ok, I typed 'Are you on?'
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,599
    MrOneLung said:
    after a row with the missus, instead of asking if she was ok, I typed 'Are you on?'
    Proper laugh out loud at that one... How did the divorce go?
  • cblock
    cblock Posts: 1,962
    I had a client whose first name is Sigrun, I was about to send her a text to say what time I would arrive,
    luckily, I checked before sending, predictive text came out as, Hi Sugar, I will be at your garden tomorrow.
  • CafcWest
    CafcWest Posts: 6,178
    Worked with a guy who's surname was Gooderham...the autocorrect always wanted to replace with Gonnorhea...fortunately managed to spot it...
  • Addick Addict
    Addick Addict Posts: 39,858
    Sent this to my eldest son today "Just got back from the doctors. Got to go and have a blood test and pray which I'll do next week."

    When your "x" is substituted by a "p". 
  • ads
    ads Posts: 3,224
    Sent an email to an audiologist about an appointment, I said 'I wouldn't be able to make Thursdays appointment as wanking that day now', instead of working. She was fine with it after a bit of explaining 
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,054
    ads said:
    Sent an email to an audiologist about an appointment, I said 'I wouldn't be able to make Thursdays appointment as wanking that day now', instead of working. She was fine with it after a bit of explaining 
    No offer to lend you a hand though?
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,362
    When I type my name, my hand slips one character to the left for the last two letters, so Phil becomes Phuk. It’s amused a client and a couple of friends.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,757
    ads said:
    Sent an email to an audiologist about an appointment, I said 'I wouldn't be able to make Thursdays appointment as wanking that day now', instead of working. She was fine with it after a bit of explaining 

    If it had been your urologist then she would have been happy to cancel it and consider you cured.  :)



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  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,908
    Not predictive text but back in 70s ..in a busy wages dept a handwritten internal memo seemed to read 

    "Please note Jones didn't take leave on 27th March .He wanked the whole day."

    I am sure you can tell which word was written poorly 
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,239
    Was it Smith who didn't take leave?
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,430
    lolwray said:
    Not predictive text but back in 70s ..in a busy wages dept a handwritten internal memo seemed to read 

    "Please note Jones didn't take leave on 27th March .He wanked the whole day."

    I am sure you can tell which word was written poorly 

    https://youtu.be/VKH9ECC_Qa4?si=jsmUlUpjh-SnW7S_
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,202
    It's a typo on a transcript not predictive text but my favourite, so I'll share:  "he was held in higher steam".
  • Masterbrew
    Masterbrew Posts: 266
    Just avoided a cracker; sending a message to someone about train problems, I put "I have been diverted on the way to..." My next word was to be London; it suggested "orgasm"!

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