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Nigel caption comp..

adamtheaddick
adamtheaddick Posts: 8,664
edited November 2011 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
A)
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B)
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C)
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  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021
    edited November 2011
    A) "Dunno why you're laughing Quentin .... Douglas is our fittest fan !!!!"

    B)  "Yep your suspicions are correct guys .... I saw a picture of Simon Jordan and got the urge for a quick tug ..... next thing I know I've got a dislocated shoulder !!!! 

    C)  "The knobs at Selhurst don't even notice us .... but at least we're the same colour as Simon Jordan !!!"

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    C. Here's a couple of more tits to go with the other 8,500 in the ground.
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,782
    B: "I know I said  i'll support palace if you twisted my arm but that's ridiculous".
  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021
    B "When those Charlton guys called us Wankers you didn't have to take it so literally Malcolm"
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    A/  I'm not the only gay in the Palace.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    C. Kermit said we can all score if we go see him at the Valley.
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    edited November 2011

    C)

    1, 6, 5, 4, 8, 7, 2, 3

    :)

  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    B. Son wears IQ of father on his t-shirt
  • 1905
    1905 Posts: 2,751
    B/  The UK Border Authorities process another mass deportation.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    B. That Portacabin must be a listed building by now.
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  • UrbanChupacabra
    UrbanChupacabra Posts: 541
    A) these stripes make me look fat
  • SE10
    SE10 Posts: 2,169
    B- He's nicked my hair !
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    B "This Beatles cover band look nothing like my heroes"
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    B. In a hastily arranged press conference, Crystal Palace reveal four new signings.

  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    C. Can't think of a suitable caption for this, but it was very enjoyable clicking on the 'click to enlarge' bit.


  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973

    the bird at the front is unreal

    thats not an attempt at the caption btw

  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021

    the bird at the front is unreal

    thats not an attempt at the caption btw


    I dunno mate I can't see anything beating that tbh ...
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    edited November 2011
    B)When I got to the car this morning someone had written "mong" on my windscreen, it took me ages to lick it off....
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    edited November 2011
    A) Man in red wig embarrasses himself in front of other supporters.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,596
    A. The winner of the Neil Shipperley lookalike is:
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  • DickVanDykesDiscoDog
    DickVanDykesDiscoDog Posts: 1,021
    A. The winner of the Neil Shipperley lookalike is:
    Think he was actually attempting to go for the Mini Me Neil Shipperly
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    A. B. and C. should have the same title, "cnuts"
  • Addickted4life
    Addickted4life Posts: 7,467
    b. Kids taken to slave camps by mugs.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    C) A football stadium has become a birdwatcher's paradise after several recent sightings of eagles and great tits.
  • Penfolds Perm
    Penfolds Perm Posts: 550

    A)

    Agent Ambrose hopes that nobody spots him by wearing sunglasses

  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    edited November 2011
    C) Great Tits spotted in Eagles nest!
  • charlton villager
    charlton villager Posts: 286
    NO NO NO NO - As an very horny thologist them tits are blue tits look at the cleavage SORRY plumage
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    edited November 2011
    Sorry Villager, but if tits are not blue then they're great. 



  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    They are cracking tits.
  • charlton villager
    charlton villager Posts: 286
    In picture two there is not one smiling face which proves you have to be some sort of a miserable sod to support the Palace.

     No I am wrong because i got it the wrong way round supporting the Palace makes you miserable sod. 

    I'm bored already looking at the pictures - pass over the sleeping pills.

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