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Beyonce

Curb_It
Curb_It Posts: 21,223
edited December 2011 in Not Sports Related
She is one good looking woman.

She is now sat on a piano asking to be made love to.

I'll leave that one to you lads for your thoughts.

Comments

  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Obviously not a "would ya"!
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    Bleached her skin?
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    *finds itv1 +1 and presses record for 22:00*

  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    Bleached her skin?
    I'd love to
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,329
    i'll let you know when I return from the sanctuary of the bathroom B
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    She's amazing. My only concern would be whether she would have the energy to keep up with me.
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,329
    you'd have to be standing on the piano
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    I always hit the right notes...
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,223
    Lolol Steve!!

  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,329
    as long as you aint flat
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  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    She's amazing. My only concern would be whether she would have the energy to keep up with me.

    I'd be only too happy to give her the worst 4 seconds of her life
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,329
    I'd happily put a ring on it and I aint talking about her finger.
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,654
    My missus is telling me she is supposed to be 6 months preggers while this was filmed. Beyonce that is.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    She wasn't, filmed before she was pregnant
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,329
    how do you know you dirty little bugger
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,223
    And has anyone told jay zed.
  • Robert
    Robert Posts: 801
    One for the wank bank...
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,654
    Thought so.

    I'd happily spend 9 months inside beyonce
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,633
    I like the way Curb it starts this thread, so she can spent some time on the thread with Tom Daley on her own.
  • thenewbie
    thenewbie Posts: 11,001
    I like the way Curb it starts this thread, so she can spent some time on the thread with Tom Daley on her own.
    Very sneaky.... I don't mind falling for that trick though!
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,825
    And has anyone told jay zed.
    What, that a few fat spotty Charlton internet geeks want to knock one out over his missus ?

    I'll be honest, I'm not expecting a bullet in the post...

  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,223
    I like the way Curb it starts this thread, so she can spent some time on the thread with Tom Daley on her own.
    Very sneaky.... I don't mind falling for that trick though!
    Yes but we need to rename that thread as its confusing. Tom or Yann?

    Sandwich.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    I wouldn't. Can't stand it when black women try and make themselves loik whitem its like they're ashamed of looking black. Now Kelly Rowland, on the other hand, is absolutely fucking stunningly, prepossessingly beautiful.and she's a better singer. And seems to be a nicer person.
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,349
    I wouldn't. Can't stand it when black women try and make themselves loik whitem its like they're ashamed of looking black. Now Kelly Rowland, on the other hand, is absolutely fucking stunningly, prepossessingly beautiful.and she's a better singer. And seems to be a nicer person.
    Having just googled pictures of Beyonce as a child, and then as an adult, and seeing that her skin tone is decidedly the same... I'm wondering in what sense is she trying to look white? Very strange comment.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,436
    I wouldn't. Can't stand it when black women try and make themselves loik whitem its like they're ashamed of looking black. Now Kelly Rowland, on the other hand, is absolutely fucking stunningly, prepossessingly beautiful.and she's a better singer. And seems to be a nicer person.
    Having just googled pictures of Beyonce as a child, and then as an adult, and seeing that her skin tone is decidedly the same... I'm wondering in what sense is she trying to look white? Very strange comment.
    image

    And how many black women have you seen born with beautiful golden curls?
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    So if a white girl gets her hair braded, is she ashamed of being white?
  • Florida_Addick
    Florida_Addick Posts: 218
    she is prettier than me......just.
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,349
    I could show you a few photos where my skin colour looks almost as different as that. One was just after a holiday, the other was just after winter.

    Also, who cares? It's only skin colour. 

    I guess you just prefer your blacks to be more black, yo?

    I'm sticking with "very strange comment".
  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,091
    Bleached her skin?
    PMSL

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