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Premier League - Dann out with ruptured testicle

sralan
sralan Posts: 2,032
edited December 2011 in General Charlton
That's him knackered then.
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  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,011
    Takes balls to admit that.
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,194
    I'll be the first to say ouch!
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Complete balls up for the lad
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    bollocks to this news
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,190
    Scrotum.
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658

    is the injury football related?

  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,011

    Yes, it means he can't play it for a while.

  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    It's definitely ball related.
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    Okay, was it the result of a bad tackle? (i'll keep teeing them up)   
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    He was going for the ball!

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  • RedArmySE7
    RedArmySE7 Posts: 5,407
    He's not been the same all season without his Johnson.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,011

    Sounds like a cock and bull story to me!

  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Surely Kean will get the sack now
  • Its_Hamer_Time
    Its_Hamer_Time Posts: 1,565
    Kean looks like a ruptured testicle
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,032
    That's one ball less hanging from his Christmas tree.
    Obviously he won't be roasting his nuts over an open fire.

    Note the festive tie in there!
  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,858
    too scared to get out on the pitch - no spunk.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,954
    his wife went nuts when she heard about it
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956

    is the injury football related?

    I thought this thread was about you Bexley Dan, looks like you will still be ticking over in the "engine room" over the festive period
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658

    Thanks for the concern mike but i can confirm that my hanging basket has not been violated by a stud (football related or other). My days of ticking over in the engine room are behind me however. I just spout stuff about it now and make out i know what i'm talking about.

  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956

    Thanks for the concern mike but i can confirm that my hanging basket has not been violated by a stud (football related or other). My days of ticking over in the engine room are behind me however. I just spout stuff about it now and make out i know what i'm talking about.

    Good to hear Dan :-)

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  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,032
    Heard he was going to spend Christmas with the in-laws but due to his injury he can't come.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,175
    Just saying 'ruptured testicle' hurts!
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,612
    Must have been bad not often you hear a pro state that the incident brought a lump to his throat.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,346
    Ruptured!!!!  I have two questions.  1.  How comes he's only out for 6 weeks, it sounds like it should be  career threatening?   2.  What caused it, did he get a kick or was it an unfeasible build up of fluids that did the damage?
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,321
    That's nuts!
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    Ruptured!!!!  I have two questions.  1.  How comes he's only out for 6 weeks, it sounds like it should be  career threatening?   2.  What caused it, did he get a kick or was it an unfeasible build up of fluids that did the damage?
    I hinted at this yesterday. Even his manager is on the conspiracy. He played on for the rest of the game! Teabagging incident gone wrong if you ask me.
  • McLovin
    McLovin Posts: 2,307
    His name is an anagram of Nnad
  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    Tosct Nnad 
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,304

    Not sure I should be admitting this but I was once bitten on the b###ock during a (rugby) ruck to the extent that there was copious claret about. Was the last game of egg chasing I ever played and, to this day, it was one of the most painful experiences of my life and made me deeply suspicious of all rugby players ever since.

    If the w##kers want to go around shoving their faces in other mens groins as least have the nuts, as it were, to come out of the closet...

  • Bexley Dan
    Bexley Dan Posts: 3,658
    Seems to support my theory (albeit one purely to perpetuate any banter thats to be had regarding how he ruptured his testicle) that he didn't do it playing - how did he carry on after?

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