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Advice Needed

LenGlover
LenGlover Posts: 31,716
edited June 2007 in General Charlton
I'm working elsewhere for a couple of weeks.

They've very kindly permitted me to help myself to tea and coffee.

However when I open the cupboard to get a mug I am confronted by a pint Crystal Palace mug!

It is most disconcerting! How am I to survive this trauma whenever I want a drink?

Comments

  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,760
    Dont touch it len.......

    be very careful....

    in fact go and buy a new mug ...
  • AllLeftFoot
    AllLeftFoot Posts: 1,500
    Do touch it, but in doing so ensure that it ends up in lots of little pieces.
    Then go and buy a new mug as a replacement.
  • PeakieRocket
    PeakieRocket Posts: 2,428
    You must brake it by 'accident'
  • Badger
    Badger Posts: 4,842
    ring in sick? suffering from stress,it's all too much.
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,638
    you need to test whether it bounces or not.
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,760
    Sod it just wrap it newspaper take a hammer to it dump it in the bin down the road and deny all knowledge
  • InspectorSands
    InspectorSands Posts: 5,207
    Move the mug to the rear of the cupboard, wearing protective clothing if possible.

    And perhaps bring in something more suitable as a replacement.
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,184
    Piss in it, wrap it in a sealed plastic bag and send it to

    S Jordan
    c/o Sellout Park
    Sarf Norwood
    Croydon
  • Tavern
    Tavern Posts: 7,690
    Smash it to bits
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,574
    Coat the inside with Arsenic

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  • Hillsys Up
    Hillsys Up Posts: 1,109
    Find out who's mug it it and smash it over his / her head. Two birds one stone!!
  • Henry Irving
    Henry Irving Posts: 85,457
    Put a moldy tea bag in the cup and then hide the cup. Before you leave return it to the cupboard with new bacterial life form still growing in it.

    Leaves the glazier with the choice to drink out of the infected cup or bin it themselves.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 58,122
    Have you noticed there are a lot of Palace mugs around, but have you ever seen a cup with Palace's name on ???
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    drill a teeny tiny hole near the bottom of the mug
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,147
    Simple solution...Resign
  • Solidgone
    Solidgone Posts: 10,264
    Rise above it all by just treating it like any other drinking vessel....but accidents do happen!
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,925
    UPDATE: Len sent this in ;-)


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JITSDVMgXzw
  • letthegoodtimesroll
    letthegoodtimesroll Posts: 10,775
    drill a hole in the bottom with a very fine bit...
  • Stone
    Stone Posts: 3,026
    a smear of washing up liquid around the rim (of the cup!!!) every day will be fine. Prolong the agony.

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