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Friday hangover cures...

Elthamaddick
Elthamaddick Posts: 15,810
edited October 2006 in General Charlton
I need some help, a large carton of fresh orange and a bacon bap with brown sauce just haven't done the trick....

my god it's gonna be a long day !
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  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,616
    Have a litre of water on your desk all day and try and do at least 4 litres......

    Hangovers are first stages of dying of thirst.......

    If you do two litres in the next 2 hrs you will feel around 3.4 times better...... particularly with that bit of grub already in......
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    Mascot - that's a rather precise measure of how much better you'll feel! lol
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    edited October 2006
    sausage and egg mcmuffin meal.hits the spot in about 15 minutes.
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,616
    Lots of experience ........( As Im sure we all have!!)

    However the boss can start to thing your a bit of an A######le when he's see a massive bottle of water on your desk every other day and a heavy rosey tint to your cheeks with bloodshot eyes!!!!!!
  • Eat something sugary, drink plenty of fluids...
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,810
    big bottle of water is here !...........the only other edable thing in my desk is a packet of salt and vinegar hula hoops, they are now being demolished!..


    ......................is it 5.30 yet ????
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    or plan b. you have the crisps already,ditch the water, get a can of fat coke instead and a mars bar.
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,616
    Good luck mate....... Down it....

    Every time you feel a bit dodgy force it down......
  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    I have posted this before & I'll post it again, my sister is a nurse she said the ultimate cure for a hangover is :-

    1 Packet of Salt & Vinegar Crisps
    1 Can of Fat Cola (Red one not Diet one)

    Your Body is craving water/sugar/salt all these groups are covered in the above.

    Personally the thought of drinking Cola & Eating crisps is abhorrent first thing in morning, gotta be a Full monty Fry Up..!
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    Have a Stella at lunchtime
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  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,810
    Walked in the Crutched Friar contemplating a hair of the dog....gave up within minutes and am now safely back at my desk keeping my head down and hoping that nobody needs me this afternoon...
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    edited October 2006
    Pint glass... chuck in 2 raw eggs, splash of worcestershire sauce, teaspoon of marmalade and down the hatch......
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    but my favourite, bottle of Lucozade sport and a Ginsters buffet bar....
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,824
    i have this horrible knack lately of having a hangover that is pretty mild in the morning, but gets increasingly worse as the day progresses.

    greasy fish and chips hasn't helped either.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,219
    i was in the gym last night and this morning so am feeling virtuous...

    so am champing at the bit!!! got a feeling tomorrow will be ropey.
  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,801
    From memory, the best cure was McDonalds breakfast
  • F-Blocker
    F-Blocker Posts: 3,409
    Are we talking about the football? ;o)
  • Have so far tried mars bar,coke,bacon sarnie and a mcdonalds and a bit like AFKA its getting worse as the afternoon ticks by. So can't offer any advice.
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,620
    needed to have crisps with them.clearly your body is crying out for more alchohol.
  • thats what gonna happen in about 2 and a half minutes
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  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,810
    .........thank god today is over !!!
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,810
    today's is the worst known to man.....why do we do it, was all ready to go home at 11.30 last night............and then left Charlie's in the city at 4am...

    just strolled in the office
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    I've had 2 weeks off the booze in preparation for the next 4 days.
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,498
    You should still be pissed. Ok I know you won't want to but get down the pub at midday and get them to make you a Bloody Mary (with lots of ice). Thought it was bollocks when people used to suggest it but I've used it a few times and it's worked 100%. And it works (for me) almost immediately. In the meantime, start chucking down water and headache tablets.
  • Simonsen
    Simonsen Posts: 5,498
    PS: and then once you've recovered get yourself down to The Valley with your shovel.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Alcohol will only numb the effects and pro-long the hangover...
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    I think the key is to have a pint of water before going to bed - sounds like its a little late for that though.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Powerade is very good for sorting you out.
  • Fry Up is the only way!
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,810
    [cite]Posted By: Stig[/cite]I think the key is to have a pint of water before going to bed - sounds like its a little late for that though.

    far too late...