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Death Row Meal

Redskin
Redskin Posts: 3,120
edited April 2012 in Not Sports Related
The State of Texas recently decided to deny prisoners on death row the right of choice for their last meal.
What would yours be? Three courses,one drink.
I'll kick off if I may...

Half a dozen oysters
Beouf Bourguignon & boiled potatoes
Gooseberry Crumble & custard

Pint of Landlord
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  • Melrose
    Melrose Posts: 836
    Prawn Cocktail
    Chicken Vindaloo
    Gypsy Tart
    Pint of Stella

    That may well kill me, let alone the electric chair!
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,113
    Baxters Cream of Tomato
    Homemade Cottage Pie with Peas and Marmite Gravy
    Spotted Dick and Custard
    Pint of Guiness
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,645
    My old nans meat pudding with spuds and cabbage. No starter no desert just my old nans meat pudding.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,995
    a bucket of muscles in white wine and onion sauce
    Super Size Big Mac meal, 20 chicken nuggets, double cheeseburger & a McChicken Sandwich
    Banoffee Pie with mint chocolate chip ice cream
    pint of Dr Pepper with loads of ice
  • Man_About_Town
    Man_About_Town Posts: 997
    Garlic prawns
    Steak, chips, mushrooms and baked beans
    Fried ice cream balls
    Pint of James Squire Amber ale
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,812
    ValleyGary -
    Would you really have a McDonalds for your last meal?

    Not judging - just surprising.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,995
    yeah mate, i dont have it that often but when i do i love it. its shite food but it tastes so good.
  • redcarter
    redcarter Posts: 1,012
    Should have got a happy meal then could have had a toy to occupy your mind in your last few remaining hours.
  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,635
    Spicy chicken wings
    Pie mash and liquer
    Banoffee Pie
    Pint of Coca Cola
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,995
    edited April 2012
    oh hello, who put 20p in you?

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  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    edited April 2012
    Well, mine would be the same as the last time this subject cropped up. Like a few other Lifers I have to follow a gluten free diet and haven't had a beer for over 15 years now so mine would be: 2 pints of Directors
    2 pints of Youngs Special
    2 pints of Harvey's Best
    All with malt whiky chasers. They'd then have to get me to Old Sparky a bit sharpish 'cos things could get messy pretty quickly!

    Oh yes, and I'd die for a bowl of Weetabix or Sugar Puffs!
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,828
    Curry
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,855
    100 chicken McNuggets. If I manage to eat that I am sure I could sway some of the religious nuts out there I am Jesus reincarnated and they would save me somehow.
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,413
    Chilli and garlic prawns
    Roast lamb with all the trimmings
    Black forest gateau and double cream
    Pint of Kronenbourg
  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    edited April 2012
    I would order that fish from Japan that could kill you if eaten incorrectly. Then I would want Siberan tiger steak. And to finish the worlds most expensive desert: chocolate pudding glazed with edible gold and strawberry champagne caviar (£22,000).

    To drink - ins't there a beer that's made by monks that no-one ever sees?

    Failing that, fishfingers chips and peas.
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,284
    Hot n Spicey unicorn strips
    A panda steak in a red wine and dodo jus
    Dessert don't matter 'cos they can't get the first two.

    All washed down with a pint of Ambrosia...and I don't mean custard.
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    edited April 2012
    I read this as Death Row Metal, death row inmates form rock band for short lived career..
  • Oriental_Addick
    Oriental_Addick Posts: 1,003
    dodo jus...lol
  • shine166
    shine166 Posts: 13,931
    I would order that fish from Japan that could kill you if eaten incorrectly. Then I would want Siberan tiger steak. And to finish the worlds most expensive desert: chocolate pudding glazed with edible gold and strawberry champagne caviar (£22,000).

    To drink - ins't there a beer that's made by monks that no-one ever sees?

    Failing that, fishfingers chips and peas.
    I think you have a $40 limit :)
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    Anything that will give me a buZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Anything that will give me a buZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
    The chair will do that after the meal
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Seared Scallops in garlic butter
    Porcini Risotto
    Stilton Cheese and biscuits
    A good vintage port

  • Wilma
    Wilma Posts: 1,618
    I've been watching the series on BBC by Werner Herzog on death row prisoners. They seem to order masses of food for their last meal. Apparently most of it goes uneaten though as the prisoners are too worried about what's coming to eat it, so not surprising they are stopping it, it must cost a fortune!

    Mine would be:
    Sausages, chips and tinned tomatoes
    Bread & butter pudding with cream
    A mug of rosy lee :-)
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,421
    1,158 courses and a comode so can live a bit longer... I'll just sit and keep eating...Unless course 1 Blowfish is cut incorrectly then my family sue for manslaughter...Killed a night early.
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,656
    My wifes lasagne , a pint of amstel and a iced doughnut for pudding.
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    Everlasting gobstopper
  • Granpa
    Granpa Posts: 2,995
    Coquilles St Jacques
    Sausages, cheesy mash and tinned tomatoes
    Profiteroles

    A large Pimms

    A meal to die for ?
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,495
    a bucket of muscles in white wine and onion sauce
    Super Size Big Mac meal, 20 chicken nuggets, double cheeseburger & a McChicken Sandwich
    Banoffee Pie with mint chocolate chip ice cream
    pint of Dr Pepper with loads of ice
    Blimey.........you deserve hanging mate!!!!!!

  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    A Cake (with a file in it)
  • DRF
    DRF Posts: 2,455
    My wifes lasagne , a pint of amstel and a iced doughnut for pudding.
    You think your wife will stick around when you're on death row?

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