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Death Row Meal

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  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    My wifes lasagne , a pint of amstel and a iced doughnut for pudding.
    You think your wife will stick around when you're on death row?
    Players Ugg boots will already be at the bottom of your bed MIA
  • Jayajosh
    Jayajosh Posts: 2,877
    edited April 2012
    Pie and Mash with a can of coke....two pies, double mash.

    Actually, 3 pies. Can't imagine anyone would be hungry knowing you're about to die.
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Steak and kidney pie with short-crust pastry, new potatoes and peas.
    Apple and apricot crumble with custard.
    A bottle of chateauneuf du Pape to wash it down.

    The pefect meal at any time.
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    A bucket of buffalo chicken wings !
    Then a large lamb shish kebab with cheesey chips !
    And then i would have cornflake tart with a litre of chocolate sauce.
    For drink i'd have a bottle of bleach ;)
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,975
    I'd get them to get me a curry from Krishna in Whitstable for the first two courses - brilliant place - and banoffee pie for dessert.

    Pint of Amstel to drink.
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    Fresh river trout and new potatoes.
    Blackberry and apple pie with clotted cream.
    Cheese and biscuits.
    As much Spitfire as l can manage.

    Ahhh, a meal to die for.
  • Oliver Street
    Oliver Street Posts: 5,133
    6 hard-boiled eggs
    King prawn vindaloo
    Ginger sponge and custard
    3 pints of Harveys...

    ... and hope I can gas my way to freedom
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,769
    Potato and Leak soup

    Lamb Tikka Vindaloo

    Apple Crumble and Custard

    All washed down with Stella Artios
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Just a big sponge cake for me!...........With a file inside ;-)

    And a pint of ice cold semi-skimmed milk.
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,771
    edited April 2012
    a selection of tapas to start.
    shepards pie with peas and gravy served over katy perrys body. messy.
    spotted dick for dessert. (you just dont know where that brand bloke has been before her.)

    and to wash it down a pint of vodka.

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  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    For starters it would be onion bhaji, mushroom pakora and vegetable samosa with selection of dips.
    Main would be beans, tin of tomatoes, mushrooms, three poached eggs, three vegetarian sausages, two onion bagels with lots of Heinz ketchup.
    Final sweet treat - lychees with vanilla ice cream.
    All washed down with two litres of ice cold root beer.
  • davy
    davy Posts: 420
    Carrot & coriander soup
    Chicken curry with naan bread
    6 bags of Mexican Chillie McCoys (i dont like desserts)
    Pint of Guiness
  • kevtherev
    kevtherev Posts: 651
    Any thing but lots of it that prolonged my life
  • mascot88
    mascot88 Posts: 9,644
    Chicken madras with an extra chilli ... Stuffed parata... Onion barges... Poppadoms...

    Pint ...

    In fact f*** it I'm gonna have that tonight....
  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,222
    Keg of beer
    Toad in the hole with onion gravy and roast potatoes
    Chicken Vindaloo with poppadoms and Keema Naan
    Night with Jessica Alba


  • Southendaddick
    Southendaddick Posts: 5,314
    Won ton soup
    Crispy duck
    Beef massaman
    Egg fried rice
    Rib eye medium rare with chunky chips
    Onion bhaji
    King prawn birianhi
    Keema naan
    Bombay potato
    Lobster

    5 bottles of gavi

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