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She was only the Chorister’s daughter, but...

InCurbsWeTrusted
InCurbsWeTrusted Posts: 300
edited April 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
...she’d do the lot for a tenor!
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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    someone give gatwick a call, they seem to be missing a case
  • She was only the Admirals daughter























    but her naval base was full off discharged se(a)men
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,232
    She was only a fishmongers daughter...

    ...but she laid on the slab and said fillet.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,358
    The oldest one i know is ....

    She was only the dustmans daughter...

    ...but she knew where her father had bin.
  • She was only the chemist's daughter, but she let the farmer see.

    She was only the telegrapher's daughter, but she did it did it did it.
  • redsek
    redsek Posts: 656
    She was only the carpenter's daughter, but she would.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,743
    She was only the carpet fitters daughter ......but she liked her under felt.
  • She was only a sergeant major's daughter but she knew what Reggie meant
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    She was only a pilot's daughter................but she kept her cockpit clean.

    She was only an undertaker's daughter...................but she'd always bury a stiff.

    She was only the Communist's daughter.................but everyone got his fair share.




  • Slartibartfast
    Slartibartfast Posts: 1,120
    She was only the Mayor's daughter................but she let the borough surveyor!

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  • Powell Is Pleasant
    Powell Is Pleasant Posts: 1,443
    edited April 2012
    She was only the chartered accountant's daughter.......................... but she had a good understanding of finance & economics!!!

    (have I missed the point again?)
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    edited April 2012

    She was only the petrol pump attendants daughter, but she knew the smell of Benzole...
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,652
    She was only a coal miner's daughter but she had a mine of her own.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,652
    Powell Is Pleasant
    April 5
    She was only the chartered accountant's daughter.......................... but she had a good understanding of finance & economics!!!

    (have I missed the point again?

    She was only an accountant's daughter but she sure knew how to keep her bottom line profitable.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    She was only the accountants daughter............but she knew her way round a figure?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,652
    She was only a Violinist’s daughter, but she took off her G-string and all the boys fiddled.
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,589
    She was only the Bus Conducter's daughter but she was just the ticket



  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,960
    She was only a bus conductors daughter but there was always room for one more on top.
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,701
    she was only the submarine captains daughter, but she sure knows how to go down.
  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    She was only the undertaker's daughter but she knew how to handle a stiff.

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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,652
    She was only a Cattleman’s daughter, but she couldn’t keep her calves together.
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,056
    She was only the publican's daughter, but she pulled the wrong knob and got stout.
  • simples101
    simples101 Posts: 104
    She was only the road mender's daughter, but she liked her asphalt.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,652
    She was only a Parachutist’s daughter, but she was free-4-all.
  • 4_bowman
    4_bowman Posts: 223
    She was only the metal workers daughter but the nut that screwed her bolted.


    she was only the barmaids daughter but she preferred her men to liquor.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,652
    She was a only a Tree feller’s daughter, but t’ree fellas were never enough for her.
  • She was only the cricket umpire's daughter, but her crease was fit for Lords.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,652
    She was only a Vacuum salesman’s daughter, but she knew how to suck!
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,056
    She was only a vicar's daughter, but she loved being taken up the aisle!
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,652
    She was only a Optician’s daughter, but after a few of glasses made a spectacle of herself