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WE GOT LUKE VARNEY NOW!

carlsberg
carlsberg Posts: 1,383
edited July 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
To the Status Quo erm... classic? 'were in the army'

WE GOT LUKE VARNEY NOW...........
OOH OOOO WOOOW
WE GOT LUKE VARNEY
.........................................................................................NOW!


I can believe that only a hand full of people were helping me kick start this one its the best song ive heard since 'red army'!

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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    lol, like it
  • bingaddick
    bingaddick Posts: 8,181
    or to the tune of Olivers Army by Elvis Costello

    "Old Luke Varney is on his way
    "Old Luke Varney is here to stay
    "And I would never be anywhere else than here today!"
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,740
    [quote][cite]Posted By: carlsberg[/cite]To the Status Quo erm... classic? 'were in the army'

    WE GOT LUKE VARNEY NOW...........
    OOH OOOO WOOOW
    WE GOT LUKE VARNEY
    .........................................................................................NOW!


    I can believe that only a hand full of people were helping me kick start this one its the best song ive heard since 'red army'![/quote]

    I take it that you meant to write the negative of can.

    Pesonally I would have joined in. I think this Quo song is one of those songs that is so crap that it's funny, so I think that this is a great suggestion. Easy to sing, the words fit and it's funny - exactly what a football song should be.

    Only problem is that some wally will now try and re-write the verses.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,116
    [cite]Posted By: jimmymelrose[/cite]. Easy to sing, the words fit .

    yeah, right up to the last now, that just ruins it
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,740
    But that's what makes the song funny. Taking the piss out of this song was always so easy - you just left a big gap between 'army' and 'now.' Must admit that that might be difficult for thousands of people to replicate together - hey, if we can do it we'll be hailed the best singers in the league.
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    About 1am my insomnia brought me this:

    Last year was Bent and Hasselbaink
    One was a hero, the other was w*nk
    We've got Luke Varney now
    ooh wooa
    We've got Luke Varney now
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    ahem let the fella play a few games first and score some goals eh...

    :)
  • NorthStandUltra
    NorthStandUltra Posts: 2,538
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]About 1am my insomnia brought me this:

    Last year was Bent and Hasselbaink
    One was a hero, the other was w*nk
    We've got Luke Varney now
    ooh wooa
    We've got Luke Varney now

    This is possibly genius.
  • Hillsys Up
    Hillsys Up Posts: 1,109
    what happened to the good old

    one Luke Varney..

    There's only one Luke Varney
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,552
    Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
    Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
    Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah

    We brought Luke down from Crewe
    To score some goals for us
    And now we cannot lose
    With Luke scoring for us
    And we love him
    And no that isn't sad
    Yes we love him
    Cause for us he's never bad, whhhooooooo

    Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
    Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah,
    Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
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  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    LOL, sorry Large, but i've got these visions of you jiving while singing that and i can't stop giggling :-)
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,740
    That is truly crap Large. What tune is that meant to be sung to anyway?

    And how do we know he's actually going to score.

    btw, there's a Luke Varney Appreciation Society on 'facebook' with pictures of him scoring.
  • mart77
    mart77 Posts: 5,658
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
    Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
    Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah

    We brought Luke down from Crewe
    To score some goals for us
    And now we cannot lose
    With Luke scoring for us
    And we love him
    And no that isn't sad
    Yes we love him
    Cause for us he's never bad, whhhooooooo

    Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah
    Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah,
    Luke Varney, yeah,yeah,yeah

    i think it's to 'She loves you' by the Beatles
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,740
    Ok. Still crap though.
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,516
    You're very cruel to Large, Jimmy.
    Anyone might think you know each other quite well...
  • carlsberg
    carlsberg Posts: 1,383
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]About 1am my insomnia brought me this:

    Last year was Bent and Hasselbaink
    One was a hero, the other was w*nk
    We've got Luke Varney now
    ooh wooa
    We've got Luke Varney now

    Ive been singing that at work all day. Genius!!

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