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Real story or wind up?

mparsons1
mparsons1 Posts: 682
edited July 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions

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  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    I thought you just went blind!
  • SoundAsa£
    SoundAsa£ Posts: 22,474
    I thought you just went blind!
    It's best to do it a little bit and wear glasses.

  • Wow, what a relief !! I fell asleep last night after the 41st. Thank goodness for that !!
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,017
    Ha 42 times. Jeez.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Wow, what a relief !! I fell asleep last night after the 41st. Thank goodness for that !!
    Ah, the ultimate rejection.....
  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,808
    I was told after 7 it's just a puff of smoke..
  • falconwood_1
    falconwood_1 Posts: 7,368
    I've heard of dying of a stroke, but that's ridiculous....
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,591
    Sounds like a wind up to me. How did they know it was 42 times?
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,145
    i can categorically deny that you die on the 42nd...............
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    I've made love 42 times on the trot but never on the hand pump
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  • Stewart
    Stewart Posts: 2,451
    Sounds like a wind up to me. How did they know it was 42 times?
    42 used tissues around the bed perhaps?

  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,591
    Sounds like a wind up to me. How did they know it was 42 times?
    42 used tissues around the bed perhaps?

    Or crusty socks
  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    I wish my recovery time was good enough to manage 42 times before i fell asleep :(
  • mparsons1
    mparsons1 Posts: 682
    ha!! thats why im sure its a wind up!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    reminds me of the time i got my viagra mixed with my sleeping pills

    went to bed and had 40 wanks
  • After about 20 you do start get some friction burns..... (I would imagine...)