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Real story or wind up?

mparsons1mparsons1
edited July 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Have a read of this story, make your own minds up!
http://todayilearned.co.uk/2011/09/05/you-can-die-if-you-masturbate-42-times-in-a-row/

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    GreenieGreenie
    I thought you just went blind!
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    SoundAsa£SoundAsa£
    I thought you just went blind!
    It's best to do it a little bit and wear glasses.

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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    Wow, what a relief !! I fell asleep last night after the 41st. Thank goodness for that !!
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    JohnBoyUKJohnBoyUK
    Ha 42 times. Jeez.
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    GreenieGreenie
    Wow, what a relief !! I fell asleep last night after the 41st. Thank goodness for that !!
    Ah, the ultimate rejection.....
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    ElthamaddickElthamaddick
    I was told after 7 it's just a puff of smoke..
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    falconwood_1falconwood_1
    I've heard of dying of a stroke, but that's ridiculous....
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Sounds like a wind up to me. How did they know it was 42 times?
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    oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    i can categorically deny that you die on the 42nd...............
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    ShagShag
    I've made love 42 times on the trot but never on the hand pump
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    StewartStewart
    Sounds like a wind up to me. How did they know it was 42 times?
    42 used tissues around the bed perhaps?

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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    Sounds like a wind up to me. How did they know it was 42 times?
    42 used tissues around the bed perhaps?

    Or crusty socks
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    DizzleDizzle
    I wish my recovery time was good enough to manage 42 times before i fell asleep :(
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    mparsons1mparsons1
    ha!! thats why im sure its a wind up!
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    reminds me of the time i got my viagra mixed with my sleeping pills

    went to bed and had 40 wanks
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    After about 20 you do start get some friction burns..... (I would imagine...)
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