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20 possible guesses at what could currently be wrong with Cory Gibbs.....

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
edited August 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
You know the drill....

1. He's found scientology, and the aliens have pickled his brain.
2. Having stretched his injury out for as long as he can, Cory still doesn't know how to deal with the fact he thought he signed for a Football team, NOT a Soccer Club
3. The Woolwich massive have convinced him there is more money to be earning in drugs and gun running, than kicking a football around

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  • Rothko
    Rothko Posts: 18,796
    edited August 2007
    4. he's on holiday with Henry Irving
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    5. He does not exist, but its a crooked entry on the clubs balance sheet
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    edited August 2007
    6. With the cutbacks he is one of Floyd and Harvey

    Have you ever seen Cory Gibbs and Floyd and Harvey together?
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    7. He strained his cory
  • Heath Hero
    Heath Hero Posts: 1,520
    8. Dowie signed Cory Feldman by mistake.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    edited August 2007
    9.Shaun Bartlett was the previous number 17 and hasn't really left the club.

    Cory Gibbs is a pseudonym for Barts - and we don't see much of Gibbo/Barts because he was away scoring a goal against Spurs recently?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    edited August 2007
    10. He doesn't know where Charlton is
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    11. With no footballing experience, he was incorrectly signed by Andrew Mills, who on hearing the Gibb brothers had a nephew called Cory, thought it could be a good way of getting the Bee Gees to do the pre-match entertainment.
  • les_says
    les_says Posts: 934
    12. the rumour that lost boys 2 would go straight to video was enough to send him into self-imposed exile which he's unlikely to return from.
  • T
    T Posts: 1,348
    13. He's locked in Henrys basement
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  • Ketman
    Ketman Posts: 6,796
    14. He's Doing the Vocals on Milli Vanilli's Comeback record
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    15. He left his heart in San Francisco, and on his pay as you play contract, can't afford the air fare to get it back.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]14. He's Doing the Vocals on Milli Vanilli's Comeback record

    Girl, you know it's true!
  • Medders
    Medders Posts: 5,572
    16. Someone hit him with a dose of irony, which he still doesn't get
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    17. MCS was stalking Cory so much with his chopper that he crashed into a pillar in the Blackwall Tunnel and has had to have his legs amputated
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,240
    [cite]Posted By: les_says[/cite]12. the rumour that lost boys 2 would go straight to video was enough to send him into self-imposed exile which he's unlikely to return from.

    Very good!!

    18. When his English agent was talking contracts with the elusive one he said what do want a 2 or 3 deal.

    Corey thought this was visits to the Valley
  • Southendaddick
    Southendaddick Posts: 5,314
    19 - 'Cory' is just a nickname. He is actually on tour with the South African cricket team.
  • Charlton Dan
    Charlton Dan Posts: 4,937
    20. He's a c**t.............Sorry thought this was a Marcus Bent thread
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    21. He's been preparing for almost 18 months to give Palace a good shoeing
  • Southendaddick
    Southendaddick Posts: 5,314
    22 - He is playing in a beach soccer six a side tournament in Brazil for the 'Charlton Fraudsters XI' with Pouso, Bagheri, Sorondo and The Vinh Nguyen, with Tony Caig in goal.
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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,582
    23. it says something when some of us on here, have played more at The Valley than him.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    When it comes down to effort and the like, I would say that a lot on here have "played" at the Valley a lot more than some of our first team last season - Rommergirl for one!
  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    Like it Dan
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,140
    23. He keeps getting in the wrong side of the car, and finding no steering wheel there, goes back inside for milk and cookies.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    [cite]Posted By: guinnessaddick[/cite]23. it says something when some of us on here, have played more at The Valley than him.

    Good one, Diesel. LOL
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    [cite]Posted By: Southendaddick[/cite]22 - He is playing in a beach soccer six a side tournament in Brazil for the 'Charlton Fraudsters XI' with Pouso, Bagheri, Sorondo and The Vinh Nguyen, with Tony Caig in goal.

    Surely our very own Len Glover should be there - hasn't he just done a stint inside?

    Isn't that right, Len? ;-)
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    24 He's busy with his new venture in the North:

    http://www.gibbshillfarm.co.uk/
  • BDL
    BDL Posts: 5,999
    [cite]Posted By: Southendaddick[/cite]22 - He is playing in a beach soccer six a side tournament in Brazil for the 'Charlton Fraudsters XI' with Pouso, Bagheri, Sorondo and The Vinh Nguyen, with Tony Caig in goal.

    Good God, there's a blast from the past - What ever happened to Vinnie?

    Is Arnie Warren still with us?
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,832
    As per 5 - he is Henry Irvings pension plan and does not really exist.

    I demand a recount.

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