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Fifty shades of shite

nolly
nolly Posts: 12,122
edited July 2012 in Not Sports Related
What is this stupid book about? The amount of silly bints going on about it .
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  • Beckboy
    Beckboy Posts: 1,682
    Mummy porn as they call it
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    my birds reading it and ive seen some bits in it....proper filth.

    loads of people jumping on the bandwagon though. erotic novels like it been around for years.
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,200
    My wife's just bought it. She basically said, 'I know it's crap, but everyone else is reading it.'
    You never know though. There could be an upside....
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    I'm sick of hearing about it Gary
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,838
    I'll wait for the film :-)
  • Beckboy
    Beckboy Posts: 1,682
    My wife's reading it to she sent me a text while i was at work I couldn't get home quick enough ;-) if you know what I mean
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,367
    edited July 2012
    It's about older men dominating younger women and how much the young ladies love it ... Germaine Greer is a big fan. If the books go on selling at the present rate the author will soon be as weallthy as J K Rowling
    And how can you call it 50 shades of shite when you appear to have no clue as what the books are about ?
  • Baldybonce
    Baldybonce Posts: 9,653
    What is this stupid book about? The amount of silly bints going on about it .
    A book for wimmin. I'll stick to Cycling weekly.
  • Chunes
    Chunes Posts: 17,361
    edited July 2012
    Started as a piece of erotic fan fiction for the Twilight series.

    Enough said.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Bandwagon book

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  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    I have had a peep lincs its no better than a jackie Collins
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,367
    Me too ... but don't tell anyone Nolly !!! ....... lmao ..... I just wish I'd written them, but suspect that if a man HAD written such stuff, he'd be branded a male chauvinist pig, child rapist and woman hater, and that'd be for starters
  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,846
    the subject title cracked me up!
    the women are frothing over this book, which means more action for the fellas, everyone's a winner!
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,671
    My missus was reading it and she said it was pony but then again she would.

    Some bloke was reading it on the train this morning. Couldn't believe it. I just put my head down and carried on reading charlies anals
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    Lol
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,367
    not as naughty as 'Biggles Flies Undone'
  • Redmidland
    Redmidland Posts: 44,700
    Mrs RM has just told me Iv'e got to read it!!!.......Oo-er!!!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,958
    I've no idea about the actual book - but judging by the title, I thought it was a collection of doublespeak by our politicans.
  • Oliver Street
    Oliver Street Posts: 5,133
    Catherine Cockson with minges
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    I think I speak for perverts everywhere when I say it's great that reading erotic fiction in public is now socially acceptable

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  • MuttleyCAFC
    MuttleyCAFC Posts: 47,742
    My wife is reading it too.
  • eug72
    eug72 Posts: 177
    At work over heard this proper posh bird taking about anal fisting. I said did I just hear what I think you said. She didn't seem that bothered and said it was in this book. Bloody hell. How the hell does that work I asked her?? A fist up your arse!! She didn't want to discuss it further!!
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    Housewives porn, the misses read it, I come home from work, kids out on bikes, misses jumps all over me. Finished book last week ain't even seen a bit of tit.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,958
    Housewives porn, the misses read it, I come home from work, kids out on bikes, misses jumps all over me.

    Finished book last week ain't even seen a bit of tit.
    lol Smiffy!

  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,859
    Get her the sequel!
  • Uboat
    Uboat Posts: 12,200
    Housewives porn, the misses read it, I come home from work, kids out on bikes, misses jumps all over me. Finished book last week ain't even seen a bit of tit.
    I hope my wife's a slow reader.
  • Norfolk_Addick
    Norfolk_Addick Posts: 2,289
    Completely right about bandwagon. Girls who have never read a book before and will never read a book again are reading it just because everyone else is. And then go on about how its the best book ever.
  • Norfolk_Addick
    Norfolk_Addick Posts: 2,289
    Oh and chapter 8 is amazing apparently.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,958
    Here comes the next baby boom.
  • smiffyboy
    smiffyboy Posts: 4,314
    I didn't know there was a sequel, off to the shops tomorrow.

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