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Fifty shades of shite
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Nolly son are you waiting for fifty shades of gay?0
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Possibly buckshee what's your view on it?0
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IOh and chapter 8 is amazing apparently.
That must be the chapter with the anal fisting in it.
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Possibly buckshee what's your view on it?
I'm already writing it lad
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@50ShadesOfShit: When he came, his lumpy pearl plasma reacted with my slot syrup creating a jizz jacuzzi inside my fallopian funnel
@50ShadesOfShit: When he came, his lumpy pearl plasma reacted with my slot syrup creating a jizz jacuzzi inside my fallopian funnel
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The words mummy porn put me off ever reading it.
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My Nan has just started reading it on recommendation of a neighbor in her early thirties.
Should be interesting.0 -
My Nan has just started reading it on recommendation of a neighbor in her early thirties.
Pmsl
Should be interesting.
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Any coincidence that comes out and we have the wettest June since records began...0
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The words mummy porn put me off ever reading it.
Yeah yeah. Everyone knows you're reading inside the covers of 'The Iliad'.
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Better story lines in porn movies, trust me.0
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Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna.0
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I didn't realise so many women had the ability to read a book.0
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According to ther other half just skip to chapter 7 thats when the smut begins??0
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I've read it 4 times its great but its nothing I've not done in the bedroom or in a public space0
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Read book one half way through book 2
It is entertaining however it is also very poorly written, rushed in parts and dragged out in others unneccesarily so.0 -
Thanks to '50 Shades of Grey', my wife's Kindle now smells like 50 cans of tuna.
LOL!!!
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Why are boys reading a milf porno with no perl necklace shots or close up fisting0
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I think it should have been called 50 shades of PINK!!0
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It an erotic, mystery romance. The first book regardless of having 4 kids and commitment I read within a 46 hour period. It is truly captivating. Halfway through second now third has just arrived in post. The first book has a lot of sex and what I call 'extra curricular sexual activities.' They are a 27 year old man, with dominatrix and stalking tendencies, who happens to be a powerful self made billionaire and a 23 year old university graduate virgin. The man has a very troubled past and is hiding a lot (hence) the mystery, he has never had a girlfriend and never had 'vanilla sex' before merely submissives in his 'red room of pain'. '50 Shades' represents different sides of his personality. The second book delves more into the darker side of Mr Grey...0
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It an erotic, mystery romance. The first book regardless of having 4 kids and commitment I read within a 46 hour period. It is truly captivating. Halfway through second now third has just arrived in post. The first book has a lot of sex and what I call 'extra curricular sexual activities.' They are a 27 year old man, with dominatrix and stalking tendencies, who happens to be a powerful self made billionaire and a 23 year old university graduate virgin. The man has a very troubled past and is hiding a lot (hence) the mystery, he has never had a girlfriend and never had 'vanilla sex' before merely submissives in his 'red room of pain'. '50 Shades' represents different sides of his personality. The second book delves more into the darker side of Mr Grey...
So just like Razzle then ?0 -
No, honest. The words mummy put me off. Anyway books like this have been around for ages. I just wonder what made this take off. I've read that the sale of soft porn literature has rocketed since the invention of the kindle. So have a nose on what the person next to you is reading.The words mummy porn put me off ever reading it.
Yeah yeah. Everyone knows you're reading inside the covers of 'The Iliad'.
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Why are boys reading a milf porno with no perl necklace shots or close up fisting
As I said entertaining and there are some fun bits to try with the Mrs from that book.
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Any fella that is reading this needs to be put down IMO.0
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Well let us know how that fist up your.backside goes Dazzler !
Curb It, straight forward repackaging coupled with the popularity of edevices such as Kindle, has helped break the taboo with it.
Given the rising popularity of sites such as Literotica over the last ten years, it was always going to happen at some point.
Just gutted I never thought.of it.first !
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Just like Harry Potter it should never be read by blokes!
Potter is for kids, 50 shades is for women, just never get the 2 confused.0 -
There is no fisting in the book.
it's not as taboo as some may be lead to believe.0 -
Any fella that is reading this needs to be put down IMO.
Says the ugg boot wearer
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My bird is reading it. I got her to quote me a few sections, it was so poorly written.
However, as i joke, i have been writing my own, called 50 Shades of Dave. I personally think its better, and more realistic0 -
Someone's got it on their Kindle!Any fella that is reading this needs to be put down IMO.
Says the ugg boot wearer
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