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Fifty shades of shite

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  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Rusty roof , damp cellar
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,836

    I saw a woman reading 50 Shades of Grey on the train today.

    "At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile,

    "You disgusting wanker!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage.

    Are all Kindle readers such miserable bastards
    Shows how you much you know about a woman if you think her fingers get wet whilst reading a bit of soft porn.

    LOL, I do believe the kids these days describe that as an 'epic fail', while a 27 yr old Riscardo is likely to say 'whooosh'
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,233
    is it? why?
  • Ormiston_Addick
    Ormiston_Addick Posts: 8,812
    My six year old - yes, six year old - told me this evening that my lovingly prepared dinner was an "epic fail" I am still trying to work out how I feel about this.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Can I say it.......WHOOOOSH!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,233
    You can say whoosh all you like but i just dont get why a woman's fingers would be wet whilst reading on a train?

    Maybe people play with themselves on the sidcup line - they dont on my line.
  • CafcCrazy
    CafcCrazy Posts: 808
    If they are reading a book some people lick their fingers to turn the page, but she had a kindle. Not a clue why she stormed off Curb_it, think you are reading into it to much ;-)
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    It was a joke!!!!, if you go back and read the last line it says "Are all Kindle readers such miserable bastards"

    It was not reffering to 50 shades of Grey it was reffering to the fact you dont have to lick your finger to sometimes turn a page if you are using a Kindle.
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Is Curb it having as much of a mare as i think here?!
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,231
    Is Curb it having as much of a mare as i think here?!
    Absolute Weston!

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  • GRAY9
    GRAY9 Posts: 1,085
    This is great stuff. The joke was funny but getting better with every reply.
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    Taaaaaaaaaaaaxi.........
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,233
    Ooops.



  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,681
    Ooops.



    B is not a morning girl.

  • CafcCrazy
    CafcCrazy Posts: 808
    I thought Curb_it was on a wind up, more than an ooops...
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    You can say whoosh all you like but i just dont get why a woman's fingers would be wet whilst reading on a train?

    Maybe people play with themselves on the sidcup line - they dont on my line.
    Good lord, someone explain! Oh you have, best laugh i've had all week!
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    It was a joke!!!!, if you go back and read the last line it says "Are all Kindle readers such miserable bastards"

    It was not reffering to 50 shades of Grey it was reffering to the fact you dont have to lick your finger to sometimes turn a page if you are using a Kindle.
    Hmmm.........
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,233
    Er Admin... you know when i asked you Sunday morning to have my er drunken sweary Andy murray thread to be removed.... er could you, like you know, any chance of getting rid of the last few posts on here.

    I've just re-read JT's 10.30 post and i still didnt get it.






  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,233
    Im under my desk now, but at least im laughing... kind of.
  • CafcCrazy
    CafcCrazy Posts: 808
    Will have to teach you about the birds and the bees mate.

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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,681
    Im under my desk now, but at least I'm reading my kindle... kind of.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Im under my desk now, but at least im laughing... kind of.
    It gets better and better. Thread of the year...so far! Thanks Curb It!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,233
    You're welcome.

    I got a horrible feeling i might not hear the end of this one.
  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,284
    Still pmsl at this.

    After a somewhat fractious week or two on here this has really 'hit the spot' as it were...
  • thenewbie
    thenewbie Posts: 11,005
    You're welcome.

    I got a horrible feeling i might not hear the end of this one.
    Just say something about our mysterious investors or lack thereof. The thread will soon derail itself! ;)
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    I cannot imagine anyone on here taking this any further B, they are a sensible forgiving bunch and I would consider this matter closed................:-)
  • Shag
    Shag Posts: 4,555
    Yeah you're right Mike , it just needs people to stop posting on it taking it to the top of the page
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,603
    couldn't open page 2 of this thread at work as it said 'Blocked - Porn'. Will have to read now when I get home to see what I missed.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    I came across this thread when I was flicking through the site. Imagine my surprise when........
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    Could this be made a 'sticky'.

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