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Fifty shades of shite

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  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,683
    Should be re titled "50 shades of red" for B.
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    I came across this thread when I was flicking through the site. Imagine my surprise when........
    Dirty bastard........dont lick your fingers :-)
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,840
    Curb It, meet Stuwall.

    Stuwall, meet Curb It

    :-)
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    Yeah you're right Mike , it just needs people to stop posting on it taking it to the top of the page
    Oh is that what it is, I won't do it then
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,987
    Could this be made a 'sticky'.
    it will if she dont wash it
  • Gravesend_Addick
    Gravesend_Addick Posts: 7,299
    Catching up on the last few posts of this thread has brightened up my day!!
  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Could this be made a 'sticky'.

    Shows how much you know about a woman if you think her fingers get sticky whilst reading a bit of soft porn
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 9,001
    She was using a Kindle whilst eating a Cadburys cream egg.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,233
    You dont need page 2 large.

    Ahem. i think ill go out for a little wander - in the rain. Cool down a bit.

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,683
    Ahem. i think ill go out for a little wander - in the rain. Cool down a bit.
    Soft porn getting too much for you?


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  • JT
    JT Posts: 12,348
    Try and keep your fingers dry.
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,233
    I actually now have very sweaty palms.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,683
    I actually now have very sweaty palms.
    You're gripping it too hard.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    I actually now have very sweaty palms.
    Mwaaaaaaahhhhh!
  • eaststandmike
    eaststandmike Posts: 14,956
    I actually now have very sweaty palms.
    You're gripping it too hard.
    Are you with her then Guinness??
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,683
    edited July 2012
    I actually now have very sweaty palms.
    You're gripping it too hard.
    Are you with her then Guinness??
    No, if she wants a pint of the creamy stuff, she goes to her local Tavern.
  • LoOkOuT
    LoOkOuT Posts: 10,859
    This could get messy
  • ThreadKiller
    ThreadKiller Posts: 8,622
    edited July 2012
    Amazon Mothers Day
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,364
    Lmao just read the thread it's made me laugh out loud... Embarassing
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    I still think the bit where you said you've read the book was funnier.

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