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Bad Days At The Office
Chunes
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I had a stonker recently and it reminded me of a story about my mate hammer-time.
First day on a new job as a Mercedes driver, he got asked to deliver some parts to a garage. Pulled up and the guy says he needs to reverse in. Pretty narrow down there. So he turns the car round, backs up, and ends up taking out the pillar that's holding the whole garage up. The whole thing collapses on top of the roof of the van.
He claims he got out and said "Same time tomorrow?" before walking off shaking his head.
Anyone been one better?
First day on a new job as a Mercedes driver, he got asked to deliver some parts to a garage. Pulled up and the guy says he needs to reverse in. Pretty narrow down there. So he turns the car round, backs up, and ends up taking out the pillar that's holding the whole garage up. The whole thing collapses on top of the roof of the van.
He claims he got out and said "Same time tomorrow?" before walking off shaking his head.
Anyone been one better?
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General Sedgewick at a battle during the American Cicil War
Yes, despite facing the prospect of losing your life any second, it would be hard not to have a quick giggle at that!
"What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist.." [thump]
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