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AdTheAddicK
AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
edited July 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I'm in love with puns at the moment.

I got arrested the other day for wearing no sleeves
The police officer said i was under a vest.

Me and you share a love for vegetables, lettuce be friends !

I need some more to tell my mates so please hit me with some.

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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    We don't do puns on this forum. Sorry.
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,729
    AdTheAddicK said:

    I'm in love with puns at the moment.

    I got arrested the other day for wearing no sleeves
    The police officer said i was under a vest.

    Me and you share a love for vegetables, lettuce be friends !

    I need some more to tell my mates so please hit me with some.

    Seems like your easily amused :)
  • Floyd Montana
    Floyd Montana Posts: 3,730
    They were puny efforts.
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    Bedsaddick said:

    AdTheAddicK said:

    I'm in love with puns at the moment.

    I got arrested the other day for wearing no sleeves
    The police officer said i was under a vest.

    Me and you share a love for vegetables, lettuce be friends !

    I need some more to tell my mates so please hit me with some.

    Seems like your easily amused :)
    Ha ha, i am indeed , but those puns are quality :)
  • MeebaumAzanitch
    MeebaumAzanitch Posts: 605
    I refused to believe my father stole from his job as a lolly pop man - but all the signs were there!
  • Bryan_Kynsie
    Bryan_Kynsie Posts: 2,179
    My mate drinks a lot of brake fluid. I think he's addicted but he reckons he can stop any time he wants...
  • fattmatt
    fattmatt Posts: 580
    Surely these are all one-lines and not puns????
  • MCS
    MCS Posts: 8,404
    You look like a pepper pot, you can take that as a condiment!
  • redcarter
    redcarter Posts: 1,009
    If you hear some more vegetable themed puns lettuce know.
  • LawrieAbrahams
    LawrieAbrahams Posts: 3,779
    I'll leek some tomarrow.
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  • Jarman
    Jarman Posts: 1,851
    MCS said:

    You look like a pepper pot, you can take that as a condiment!

    YES!

  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    I went to a seafood disco last week - I pulled a mussel.
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    dartonion Posts: 110
    velcro-what a rip off
  • cafcdan18
    cafcdan18 Posts: 3,664
    Am a big fan of the Frank Skinner podcast on Absolute Radio, They love a pun on there.

    Absinth makes the heart grow fonder.
  • AdTheAddicK
    AdTheAddicK Posts: 3,379
    I wondered why baseball was getting so big then it hit me
  • Happy Valley
    Happy Valley Posts: 212
    My local newspaper held a pun competition. I sent off ten puns in the hope that at least perhaps one would be published. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.

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