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Puns

AdTheAddicKAdTheAddicK
edited July 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
I'm in love with puns at the moment.

I got arrested the other day for wearing no sleeves
The police officer said i was under a vest.

Me and you share a love for vegetables, lettuce be friends !

I need some more to tell my mates so please hit me with some.

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    WSSWSS
    We don't do puns on this forum. Sorry.
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    BedsaddickBedsaddick
    AdTheAddicK said:

    I'm in love with puns at the moment.

    I got arrested the other day for wearing no sleeves
    The police officer said i was under a vest.

    Me and you share a love for vegetables, lettuce be friends !

    I need some more to tell my mates so please hit me with some.

    Seems like your easily amused :)
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    Floyd MontanaFloyd Montana
    They were puny efforts.
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    AdTheAddicKAdTheAddicK
    Bedsaddick said:

    AdTheAddicK said:

    I'm in love with puns at the moment.

    I got arrested the other day for wearing no sleeves
    The police officer said i was under a vest.

    Me and you share a love for vegetables, lettuce be friends !

    I need some more to tell my mates so please hit me with some.

    Seems like your easily amused :)
    Ha ha, i am indeed , but those puns are quality :)
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    MeebaumAzanitchMeebaumAzanitch
    I refused to believe my father stole from his job as a lolly pop man - but all the signs were there!
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    Bryan_KynsieBryan_Kynsie
    My mate drinks a lot of brake fluid. I think he's addicted but he reckons he can stop any time he wants...
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    fattmattfattmatt
    Surely these are all one-lines and not puns????
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    MCSMCS
    You look like a pepper pot, you can take that as a condiment!
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    redcarterredcarter
    If you hear some more vegetable themed puns lettuce know.
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    LawrieAbrahamsLawrieAbrahams
    I'll leek some tomarrow.
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    JarmanJarman
    MCS said:

    You look like a pepper pot, you can take that as a condiment!

    YES!

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    SaladSalad
    I went to a seafood disco last week - I pulled a mussel.
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    dartoniondartonion
    velcro-what a rip off
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    cafcdan18cafcdan18
    Am a big fan of the Frank Skinner podcast on Absolute Radio, They love a pun on there.

    Absinth makes the heart grow fonder.
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    AdTheAddicKAdTheAddicK
    I wondered why baseball was getting so big then it hit me
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    Happy ValleyHappy Valley
    My local newspaper held a pun competition. I sent off ten puns in the hope that at least perhaps one would be published. Unfortunately no pun in ten did.
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