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Things to moan about your missus.

BIG_ROB
BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
edited August 2012 in Not Sports Related
A/1. Burning me diner.
B/2. Leaving the ironing till it's a massive pile.
C/3. Taking ages to do the ironing. (In front of the tv, while I'm trying to watch it)
D/4. Living dirty washing till the wash basket over flows (Really annoying that one!)
E/5. Leaving clean stuff in the dish washer so others can't put their dirty stuff in there.
F/6. Hoovering before 8 am on a Saturday.
G/7. Moaning at me to put the bins out. (Why is it all ways my job ffs)
H/8. NEVER getting whats written on the shopping list.
I/9. Putting the toilet seat down so I got to lift it to take a pee.
J/10. Hanging me coat up after I've laid it nicely on the back of the sofa.
K/11. Mopping the tiled floor without warning so I go arse over tit.

Honestly I'd trade ger in for a new model, but I'va had her so long she's almost part of the family....

; )

Comments

  • richie8
    richie8 Posts: 1,205
    How long you got????
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,960
    edited August 2012
    1. Dinner not on table at 6:30pm when in early
    2. Dinner on table at 6:30pm when bridge is bad and I don't get in till 7:00pm
    3. Hoovering before 9am
    4. Ironing when should be getting tea and expecting me to make tea.
    5. Not driving
    6. State of the garden, really does need lawn cutting and weeding more often
    7. Dusting my bald head whilst I am sitting in front of the tele watching the sport
    8. Working in the afternoon and not preparing dinner and expecting me too.
    9. Not answering my work related phone calls at night when I am asleep
    10. Moaning that she can't Hoover the seat when I am asleep on it.
    11. Expecting me to make her a cup of tea after we return home on Saturday after shopping, blimey she only carried it all from the shops to the car, put it away, I drove, packed the fridge and paid for it.
    12. Calling me lazy
    13. Unlucky for some, Reading Charlton life,
    14. Good point, well there must be at least 1. Being happily married for either 33 or 34 years and having a good sense of humour.

    oh anyone know a decent solicitor,
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,365
    Laying in bed till 8.30am at the weekend when I'm sitting on the sofa hungry.
    Breakfast dont make itself and she knows it.
  • ME14addick
    ME14addick Posts: 9,762
    Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
    I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!
  • Ross
    Ross Posts: 4,412
    Being a Palace fan.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    ME14addick said:

    Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
    I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!

    ; )
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118
    ME14addick said:

    Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
    I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!

    You don't keep a dog and bark yourself.
  • oohaahmortimer
    oohaahmortimer Posts: 34,149
    She never apologises or admits she was wrong
    Selective hearing
  • Stebo
    Stebo Posts: 790

    yep pretty much spot on with that list.

    my wife doesn't cook much because she tends to burn everything. when she does though she manages to use every pot, pan and utensil we've got.... even some I didn't know we owned. i walk into the kitchen afterwards and it looks like a bomb's hit it. Being a mild ocd sufferer, it freaks me out a bit.

    also she leaves lights on everywhere. I come home and every light in the house is on . Que minor freak out as I imagine the electric meter wheezing round. i then have to go round the house turning them all off. you go into a room turn the light on turn as you leave you turn it off - how hard is that?

    And another thing - have you ever heard a man say 'oh no i'm not going to buy it
    , just wanted to see what it looked like on'
    what?! So i've been sitting in this clothes shop like a muppet for god knows how long why you play dress up.


  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    ME14addick said:

    Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
    I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!

    Put the kettle on treacle.
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  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,960
    ME14addick said:

    Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
    I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!

    I refer you to my number 14.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,365
    ME14addick said:

    Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
    I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!

    Demarcation lines. I would not want my wife to have her position put under threat

  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    L/12. Calling me a sexist?

    WTF did that come from? I all ways let her pay her way! Ffs
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,248
    Moaning about me wiping bogeys on the cats
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    She's fat.
  • Stebo
    Stebo Posts: 790
    Carter said:

    Moaning about me wiping bogeys on the cats

    there's a no win situation with bogeys - no matter where you put them she moans.
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    Stebo said:

    Carter said:

    Moaning about me wiping bogeys on the cats


    there's a no win situation with bogeys - no matter where you put them she moans.
    I'm a bit of a new man so I started eating mine - not leaving her with my bogies to clean up - and she doesn't like that either. FFS, feminism gone mad.
  • kimbo
    kimbo Posts: 2,996
    ME14addick said:

    Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
    I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!

    Maybe they are trying to wind us up but it is not working, suspect they are all under the thumb!


  • Woodsywood
    Woodsywood Posts: 991
    kimbo said:

    ME14addick said:

    Why not try doing all these yourself!!!
    I take it you are trying to wind up all we ladies on here!

    Maybe they are trying to wind us up but it is not working, suspect they are all under the thumb!


    What man isn't pussy whipped!
  • Stebo
    Stebo Posts: 790
    Wheresmeticket? said:

    Stebo said:

    Carter said:

    Moaning about me wiping bogeys on the cats


    there's a no win situation with bogeys - no matter where you put them she moans.
    I'm a bit of a new man so I started eating mine - not leaving her with my bogies to clean up - and she doesn't like that either. FFS, feminism gone mad.
    Nothing wrong with that - its recycling.
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  • Miserableoldgit
    Miserableoldgit Posts: 21,458
    When You lose something She always asks:
    "Where d'you lose it" ?
    FFS !
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,659
    My missus today, wanted to run across six lanes of fast moving traffic while having had a knee operation not so long ago to get up close to the arc de shitting triumph. I told her to forget it and she goes sulky for the rest of the day.

    Considering her names Lisa and I'm in france I'm going to start calling her moaner 'facking' Lisa
  • sadiejane1981
    sadiejane1981 Posts: 9,012
    BIG_ROB said:

    A/1. Burning me diner.
    B/2. Leaving the ironing till it's a massive pile.
    C/3. Taking ages to do the ironing. (In front of the tv, while I'm trying to watch it)
    D/4. Living dirty washing till the wash basket over flows (Really annoying that one!)
    E/5. Leaving clean stuff in the dish washer so others can't put their dirty stuff in there.
    F/6. Hoovering before 8 am on a Saturday.
    G/7. Moaning at me to put the bins out. (Why is it all ways my job ffs)
    H/8. NEVER getting whats written on the shopping list.
    I/9. Putting the toilet seat down so I got to lift it to take a pee.
    J/10. Hanging me coat up after I've laid it nicely on the back of the sofa.
    K/11. Mopping the tiled floor without warning so I go arse over tit.

    Honestly I'd trade ger in for a new model, but I'va had her so long she's almost part of the family....

    ; )

    Try getting up and doing it yourself, otherwise be grateful that someone who must have a heart of gold wants to wait on you. ;-)
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    She makes the mess when cooking so why should I clear it up ?

  • Bolderhumphreyreid
    Bolderhumphreyreid Posts: 2,553
    I love my missus x
  • ozaddick
    ozaddick Posts: 2,845
    I dont have a missus! :-)

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