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Farting

nolly
nolly Posts: 12,122
edited September 2012 in Other Football and Sports
in the Man city tunnel today a minute and two seconds before they came out Tevez farted,near the young mascot he was next to. Why do this ?
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  • Draizetrain
    Draizetrain Posts: 801
    His English is crap so he has to use, shall we say, more basic methods of communication.
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    The kid looked startled
  • Friend Or Defoe
    Friend Or Defoe Posts: 18,112
    Nerves?
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    Watched it with my nan felt shamed.
  • Greenie Junior
    Greenie Junior Posts: 3,881
    Ahahahha that's funny
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,744
    nolly said:

    Watched it with my nan felt shamed.

    Was going to ask how you knew until I read this 2nd post...

    Was it that loud ????? Or did the mascot faint ?
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,744
    Better out than in.
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    loud, google it,few threads on it
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,744
    Ah ! So, that's what they mean by a "wind tunnel" !

    Mind you, it's pretty windy here at the minute.
  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,744
    Need a link. Cant find it.

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  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,693
    Brilliant
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,798
    edited September 2012
    its a South American way of saying hello. i know its a bit weird but its similar to what Suarez said to evra. done with good intentions.

  • Elthamaddick
    Elthamaddick Posts: 15,833
    As said, better out than in, I fart probably a dozen times a day
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,245
    Clem_Snide said:

    Better out than in.

    Exactly, holding it in could cause internal issues.

  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Sometimes, there is nothing funnier than a fart.
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    edited September 2012
    AddickUpNorth said:

    Sometimes, there is nothing funnier than a fart.

    wet ones aint funny!
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,693
    I fart none stop. Can't beat giving it the Dutch oven under the covers to the missus.

    On the odd occasion I've dropped a few loud ones on the train in my sleep :D
  • bloodnut
    bloodnut Posts: 2,146
    hope you are over your ordeal now nolly, not nice i bet, try not to let it put you off watching footy with ya nan in future though eh, head up old chap.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Sometimes, there's nothing more satisfying than clearing a room with a particularly aromatic variety.

    @bloodnut - I know, that have I, haven't I moment.
  • jimmymelrose
    jimmymelrose Posts: 9,759
    Arty Farty had a party
    All the farts were there
    Tooty Fruity did a beauty
    And they all went out for air.

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  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    cheers bloodnut
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    Oooh thats better.........definitely agree with letting it go than leaving it in.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,967
    Beans, Beans the musical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.......
  • Ledge
    Ledge Posts: 7,179
    Oh please getting on high horse about a fart .

  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,262

    Thing is, from lookinng at some people you can tell their grunts are gonna be really noxious. Tevez is one of these people. So is Damian Duff. I bet that man cld clear a stadium
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,786
    They say, we fart on average 14 times a day, most are silent and odorless.

    Unfortunately for my household, I am at least twice the average man......................
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,619
    Carter said:


    Thing is, from lookinng at some people you can tell their grunts are gonna be really noxious. Tevez is one of these people. So is Damian Duff. I bet that man cld clear a stadium

    I've always thought that Tracey Emin's would stink
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,262
    i bet she honks full stop though

    ive always believed fearne cottons would reek too

  • leftbehind
    leftbehind Posts: 8,581
    I think this is disgraceful, and the FA should take action on him. ;-)

    in fact deport him

  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,262

    Yeah, deport the argie bastard

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