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If a lift broke down.......

CrayAddick
CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
edited September 2012 in Not Sports Related
If you had to spend a day in a broken lift with one of these who would you rather spend it with..

Joey Barton


Jedward


Piers Morgan
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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Joey barton
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,668
    Barton
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,632
    New bird from countdown.
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,854
    Piers Morgan. I would tell him to shut up for the whole day and I think there is a good chance he would listen, if he didn't I think it's safe to say I could batter him and no court convict me. I would probably get some sort of knighthood.

    Joey Barton would batter me if I told him to shut up

    Jedward would not shut up, and battering them would make them noisier probably.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    edited September 2012
    Barton!

    If I was with either of the other 2 (or 3) one of us would come out dead!
  • AddickFC81
    AddickFC81 Posts: 4,053
    Not Jedward because their hair would be in the way.
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    New bird from countdown.

    Think you could convince her?
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,632
    CrayAddick said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    New bird from countdown.

    Think you could convince her?
    No

  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    ShootersHillGuru said:

    CrayAddick said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    New bird from countdown.

    Think you could convince her?
    No

    Would you need to?
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,038
    CrayAddick said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    New bird from countdown.

    Think you could convince her?
    Only if he pushed the right buttons.


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  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,649
    CrayAddick said:

    ShootersHillGuru said:

    New bird from countdown.

    Think you could convince her?
    doesn't matter - she can't go anywhere, so just drop your pants and you're halfway there.............
  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,785
    Probably Barton.

    Morgan if I wanted to commit a horrible murder

    Jedward if I wanted to commit a horrible murder, then do it all over again...............................
  • boggzy
    boggzy Posts: 3,596
    Don't particularly want to do bird for murder, so would have to be Barton.

    At least you'd be able to have an interesting intellectual conversation with him. (Well, if his phone had reception and he could access Google/Wikipedia, like he usually does...)
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,156
    Barton.
  • richie8
    richie8 Posts: 1,205
    A big hacksaw to cut through the cable.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,671
    If a lift broke down....... get a lift off someone else.
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    guinnessaddick said:

    If a lift broke down....... get a lift off someone else.

    ;)
  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    Being quite tall and a fan of James Bond, I would go through the hatch in the ceiling which all lifts have* rather than spend any time with those people.

    * well, in all the action movies I've seen.
  • ljm29
    ljm29 Posts: 275
    Barton. Easy.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,893
    Barton, he can be intelligent sometimes

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  • ljm29
    ljm29 Posts: 275
    Or the lift starts working, next level Simon Jordan gets in, then doors lock shut again! Ha ha
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,600
    Barton
  • Denis-Fuller
    Denis-Fuller Posts: 47
    If any of them were in the lift (or getting into it) I would wait for the next one or take the stairs.
  • Danny Addick
    Danny Addick Posts: 3,931
    Jedward all day. They are silly, the other two are horrible mugs.
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,253
    Piers Morgan

    Then spend the day giving him a slow, concussive beating. Then urinating on him.

    Then starting again
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited October 2012
    Joey Barton, and he could kick a hole in the door...at least that way, when I recovered from the unprovoked assault he had previously made on me I could leave.
  • stoneroses19
    stoneroses19 Posts: 7,224
    As someone this week who has had the displeasure of Jedward filming a kids tv programme (where they teach children about historical places!) at my work, i'd say anyone but them.
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    stoneroses19 said:

    As someone this week who has had the displeasure of Jedward filming a kids tv programme (where they teach children about historical places!) at my work, i'd say anyone but them.

    Damn
  • CrayAddick
    CrayAddick Posts: 3,913
    If you were stuck in a lift which one would you rather be in with...

    Pardew, Roland or Katrien....
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,761
    Barton

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