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If a lift broke down.......

CrayAddick
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If you had to spend a day in a broken lift with one of these who would you rather spend it with..
Joey Barton
Jedward
Piers Morgan
Joey Barton
Jedward
Piers Morgan
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Joey barton1
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Barton0
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New bird from countdown.1
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Piers Morgan. I would tell him to shut up for the whole day and I think there is a good chance he would listen, if he didn't I think it's safe to say I could batter him and no court convict me. I would probably get some sort of knighthood.
Joey Barton would batter me if I told him to shut up
Jedward would not shut up, and battering them would make them noisier probably.2 -
Barton!
If I was with either of the other 2 (or 3) one of us would come out dead!0 -
Not Jedward because their hair would be in the way.0
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Think you could convince her?ShootersHillGuru said:New bird from countdown.
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Would you need to?ShootersHillGuru said:0 -
Only if he pushed the right buttons.CrayAddick said:
Think you could convince her?ShootersHillGuru said:New bird from countdown.
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doesn't matter - she can't go anywhere, so just drop your pants and you're halfway there.............CrayAddick said:
Think you could convince her?ShootersHillGuru said:New bird from countdown.
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Probably Barton.
Morgan if I wanted to commit a horrible murder
Jedward if I wanted to commit a horrible murder, then do it all over again...............................1 -
Don't particularly want to do bird for murder, so would have to be Barton.
At least you'd be able to have an interesting intellectual conversation with him. (Well, if his phone had reception and he could access Google/Wikipedia, like he usually does...)1 -
Barton.0
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A big hacksaw to cut through the cable.1
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If a lift broke down....... get a lift off someone else.0
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guinnessaddick said:
If a lift broke down....... get a lift off someone else.
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Being quite tall and a fan of James Bond, I would go through the hatch in the ceiling which all lifts have* rather than spend any time with those people.
* well, in all the action movies I've seen.0 -
Barton. Easy.0
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Barton, he can be intelligent sometimes0
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Or the lift starts working, next level Simon Jordan gets in, then doors lock shut again! Ha ha0
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Barton0
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If any of them were in the lift (or getting into it) I would wait for the next one or take the stairs.0
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Jedward all day. They are silly, the other two are horrible mugs.0
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Piers Morgan
Then spend the day giving him a slow, concussive beating. Then urinating on him.
Then starting again1 -
Joey Barton, and he could kick a hole in the door...at least that way, when I recovered from the unprovoked assault he had previously made on me I could leave.0
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As someone this week who has had the displeasure of Jedward filming a kids tv programme (where they teach children about historical places!) at my work, i'd say anyone but them.0
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Damnstoneroses19 said:As someone this week who has had the displeasure of Jedward filming a kids tv programme (where they teach children about historical places!) at my work, i'd say anyone but them.
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If you were stuck in a lift which one would you rather be in with...
Pardew, Roland or Katrien....
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Barton0