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JT
JT Posts: 12,348
edited October 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
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  • Dizzle
    Dizzle Posts: 5,190
    #BUNCHOFTWATS
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    Cole: 'Nice to meet you, you bald headed twat'
  • InCurbsWeTrusted
    InCurbsWeTrusted Posts: 300
    edited October 2012
    Cole : "I've seen your wife's tits"
    Will : "Really? Could you help me find them?"
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    edited October 2012
    Cole: Sorry about my mates, I have no idea why they're all laughing at me.
    Will: Maybe it's because you're the only one here that doesn't know I'm a Dolphin.
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    Welcome to the bad hairstyle club. You'll fit in nicely.
  • Addickted4life
    Addickted4life Posts: 7,467
    Thoughts In Shelvey's head: I don't get the joke at all but maybe if I laugh we can all be friends.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
    Good morning Mr Cole. I've heard your a very good apologist for Racists. When you retire from Football might I suggest a career in my Grandfather's PR team?
  • tom_k
    tom_k Posts: 1,207
    Your ex wife and my grandfather have some similar views
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    "so you are that fanny with an overblown sense of entitlement" said Prince William
  • pilchard
    pilchard Posts: 3,763
    "And who might this loathsome chav be?" Thinks our Will's to himself.
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  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    edited October 2012
    Cole finally confirms long standing rumours by publicly embracing willy.

    or

    Cole fond of willy.
  • Halix
    Halix Posts: 2,237
    So its a deal! As soon as you retire from football you join us as Public Relations officer at the Palace!
  • dave85
    dave85 Posts: 418
    no sign of john terry any more. hang on a minute where's kate?
  • Ross_cafc
    Ross_cafc Posts: 296
    Cole: "wills, I bet you £500 that by this time next year you'll look just like Jonjo"
  • InCurbsWeTrusted
    InCurbsWeTrusted Posts: 300
    Ross_cafc said:

    Cole: "wills, I bet you £500 that by this time next year you'll look just like Jonjo"

    Wills : "Well it's better than looking like Joleon!"
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,145
    maybe_baby said:

    Cole: Sorry about my mates, I have no idea why they're all laughing at me.
    Will: Maybe it's because you're the only one here that doesn't know I'm a Dolphin.

    Good spot! Made me laugh anyway...
  • Draizetrain
    Draizetrain Posts: 801
    Carroll: "Just give me the word Sir and i'll knee him in the bollox! Right in the bollox Sir, I will, I will...!!"
  • RalphMilnesgut
    RalphMilnesgut Posts: 1,751
    Carroll: "You hold him Ash and I'll kick him"
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    Cole: "Ha ha ha, good one Sir... that was loud and it stinks. Look what you've done to Joleon's hair".
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    edited October 2012
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,590
    DaveMehmet said:

    Cole instantly regrets using the "your mum" line

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