In a shock move today it has been announced that the quote button will stand as an independent in the next election.
The announcement made on the popular fan's forum Charlton Life, made it clear that the quote has become disillusioned with the uses to which it has been put and sees its walkout from the site as the first step in a campaign to return to "...old fashioned grammar values...".
The quote went on to say,
"... for too long now abuse and misuse of me and my kind has been tolerated either through ignorance or sheer apathy. It must stop and I intend to see the status quo restored as quickly as possible...".
Under the new rules, as set out in the manifesto it will be an offence to signify quotes in conversation by use of the fingers and the erroneous use of inverted commas will be outlawed.
" Tough on poor grammar, tough on the causes of poor grammar", is the rallying cry and it went on to conclude,
"... I am determined to stamp out the casual abuse of not only myself but of all punctuation. It is my belief that there has been a systematic cover up of this abuse by the media over many years - look at the tabloid headlines - for example. We are not a single issue party, as for the poor old apostrophe, don't get me started."
The quote button has gone for the manager's job interview at Selhurst - the Ultras want the Spanish upside down exclamation mark though ¡ - they can then continue to make believe at being from somewhere cool & exotic rather than New Addington¡¡¡
He's only back to sit on the bench, this management team doesn't know how to utilise him to his full potential, I reckon a deal with a top 5 forum has been done and he'll be off in the summer. At least when he makes the international boards we'll get some money (If the admin have got enough savvy to include add ons!)
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'Lets start a campaign to bring back the quote button.'
I agree.
Commas, full stops and semi-colons are bemused.
The announcement made on the popular fan's forum Charlton Life, made it clear that the quote has become disillusioned with the uses to which it has been put and sees its walkout from the site as the first step in a campaign to return to "...old fashioned grammar values...".
The quote went on to say,
"... for too long now abuse and misuse of me and my kind has been tolerated either through ignorance or sheer apathy. It must stop and I intend to see the status quo restored as quickly as possible...".
Under the new rules, as set out in the manifesto it will be an offence to signify quotes in conversation by use of the fingers and the erroneous use of inverted commas will be outlawed.
" Tough on poor grammar, tough on the causes of poor grammar", is the rallying cry and it went on to conclude,
"... I am determined to stamp out the casual abuse of not only myself but of all punctuation. It is my belief that there has been a systematic cover up of this abuse by the media over many years - look at the tabloid headlines - for example. We are not a single issue party, as for the poor old apostrophe, don't get me started."
'if charlton get anything up at Leeds I'll eat my van and the quote button'
Gonna fuckin miss you quote button!
I mean its been
Varney,Kav,Airman and Wendy. Now this and there wasn't even any notice given. Time for a change I think.
Let's never fight again.
At least when he makes the international boards we'll get some money (If the admin have got enough savvy to include add ons!)