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Things that make you feel old

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  • Woodsywood
    Woodsywood Posts: 991
    Rizzo said:

    Seeing a fit bird in a skimpy outfit and thinking "I bet she's cold"

    This and standing in night clubs sipping a beer and feeling my legs ache
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Seeing Terry Butcher on tv the other day - the bloody bandage game was only a year or two back wasn't it...?
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Being offered an over 60s discount card by a cab driver. Bastard! I'm only 57 and look about 32. Honest, yes 32. Really. 32.
  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    I'm trying to think of something that DOESN'T make me feel old!!
  • InCurbsWeTrusted
    InCurbsWeTrusted Posts: 300
    Nirvana's "Nevermind" having a 20th Anniversary edition..!
  • wickford
    wickford Posts: 863
    Watching porn and thinking "that bed looks really comfy"!
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Davo55 said:

    Being offered an over 60s discount card by a cab driver. Bastard! I'm only 57 and look about 32. Honest, yes 32. Really. 32.

    32? DAVO55 I think your nose doth grow:-)
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Not seeing the headlines on the 10 oclock news.
  • Nogginthenog
    Nogginthenog Posts: 35
    Piles
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    man_at_milletts said:

    Davo55 said:

    Being offered an over 60s discount card by a cab driver. Bastard! I'm only 57 and look about 32. Honest, yes 32. Really. 32.

    32? DAVO55 I think your nose doth grow:-)
    Well, the old minces aren't what they were........ :-)
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  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    Looking forward to a nice soak in the bath.
    Wanting to be able to 'have a conversation' being a more important criteria than 'does it have a decent juke box and pool table' when choosing a pub.
    Thinking I won't have too much drink tonight as I want to get up to watch the test.
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    The first grey pube
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,960
    Getting a consession ticket for Millwall and looking forward to a cheap season ticket next year and hoping the new owners won't decide to raise the age from 60 to 65.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    nth london addick said:

    The first grey pube

    The wife's first........
  • Hartleypete
    Hartleypete Posts: 4,699
    waking up next to a Grandma!
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    Applying for one of Boris' 60+ Oyster cards in a few weeks time.
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    Ear hair.

    Why has no one ever warned about this :-(
  • CharltonKerry
    CharltonKerry Posts: 2,960
    Addickted said:

    Ear hair.

    Why has no one ever warned about this :-(

    Don't worry nose hair will come along very shortly:-)

  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    Waking up & everything creaks & aches.
    Mind you it's better than the alternative :-)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955
    Davo55 said:

    Being offered an over 60s discount card by a cab driver. Bastard! I'm only 57 and look about 32. Honest, yes 32. Really. 32.

    Keep taking the meds, Davo!

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  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,108
    I picked my son up from his school mate's house the other other week following a 12th birthday doo. My son is 11 and was I asked if I'd come to pick up my grandson. Bloody cheek...Do I really look that old?
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955
    You really want an honest reply ....???

    ;o)
  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Reading this thread and finding myself nodding along...
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,955
    3blokes said:

    Reading this thread and finding myself nodding along...

    Nodding off, more likely.

    ;o)

  • March51
    March51 Posts: 3,256
    Seeing that you're older than some of the RIPs!!

  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,108
    Oggy Red said:

    You really want an honest reply ....???

    ;o)

    Oi...I might have to un-friend you from Facebook if you keep on

  • 3blokes
    3blokes Posts: 4,610
    Oggy Red said:

    3blokes said:

    Reading this thread and finding myself nodding along...


    Nodding off, more likely.

    ;o)

    Dribbling a bit too......;-)


  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,522
    Being older than the Charlton manager...
  • Addickted
    Addickted Posts: 19,456
    So that's Dowie, Parkinson and Powell.

    You should also add losing your memory :-)
  • Weegie Addick
    Weegie Addick Posts: 16,522
    I didn't say the current manager...

    I still remember the first time a player was younger than me (Robert Lee).

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