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Is it wrong to wanna smack Posh Spice around the chops with a wet fish whenever she's in the press?

soapy_jones
soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
edited December 2012 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Just asking...

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  • I_Saw_Semedo_Score
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score Posts: 1,632
    Wrong? I thought it was in the Magna Carta.
  • Davo55
    Davo55 Posts: 7,836
    Ok for starters, but pile it on mate. Silly cow is always trying to look moody and cool but always ends up looking miserable
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    I still would though.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Yes, unless she swears in front of your mum.
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    Understandable reaction Soapy. She may be trying to cultivate a 'moody' persona but she just comes across as an ungrateful, spoilt bitch.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    Ask yourself: 'what has the poor wet fish done to deserve it'
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Nope not wrong at all.... Smack her round the chops with the whole of Billingsgate Market for all I care.
  • halesbeard
    halesbeard Posts: 177
    All that wealth and she is such a po-faced old munter.
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,272
    Wrong, but understandable.
  • Loco
    Loco Posts: 1,037
    Very kinky

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  • Saga Lout
    Saga Lout Posts: 6,845
    I find it incredible that the Spice Girls or their management came up with these names and "personas" and she still tries to live up to it. Pathetic really.

    Oh, okay, I still would. ;-)
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    It wouldn't be a fish I would smack her round the chops with.
  • uncle
    uncle Posts: 4,209
    Off_it said:

    It wouldn't be a fish I would smack her round the chops with.

    Wrong website for that sort of chat.
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,254
    Only wrong if you WOULDN'T wanna smack her
  • Man_About_Town
    Man_About_Town Posts: 997
    I'm wrong then. Love her to bits. She's absolutely gorgeous.....ANYONE on here would........great Mum, not a bad voice and a reasonable designer. Also the missus of the best player Engerland have produced for many years.......good role model........not a wind up!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    Too busy looking at Becks the legend of a man

    She does seem like a great mum tbf, and the paps around all the time it would make me lose my smile.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    Man_About_Town said:

    I'm wrong then. Love her to bits. She's absolutely gorgeous.....ANYONE on here would........great Mum, not a bad voice and a reasonable designer. Also the missus of the best player Engerland have produced for many years.......good role model........not a wind up!

    Wind up!
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    Nah, slap her round the chops...
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,430
    Man_About_Town said:

    not a bad voice

    As her stunning solo career and awesome vocal contributions to the Spice Girls songs will readily demonstrate. Apparently her children used to love her singing them lullabys and nursery rhymes until they found out Posh was just miming whilst Mel C sang from inside the wardrobe.

  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,146
    Man_About_Town said:

    I'm wrong then. Love her to bits. She's absolutely gorgeous.....ANYONE on here would........great Mum, not a bad voice and a reasonable designer. Also the missus of the best player Engerland have produced for many years.......good role model........not a wind up!

    Bones don't turn me on, so don't count me as anyone please.

    Saw some footage of the the premier of the musical and thought it a bit off that she turned up on the red carpet late. Looked very much like she had manipulated it so that she and Becks got the limelight on their own?
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  • sralan
    sralan Posts: 2,031
    Seen more charisma and personality in a coat hanger!!
  • Ted\'s Addicksson
    Ted\'s Addicksson Posts: 555
    D'ya think that, when she is old and grey, she will look at all the old photos and think " I wish I had smiled once and a while" ?

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