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The xmas day moans and groans thread !

AFKABartram
AFKABartram Posts: 57,847
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1. Why are kids toys so mentally hard to even get out the packaging.

2. Hoe can it ever be a 'great day' if the first thing you do is stick your hand up a turkey's arse ?

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  • Nicholas
    Nicholas Posts: 7,634
    3. Getting up at 7am :(
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,832
    AFKABartram said:


    2. Hoe can it ever be a 'great day' if the first thing you do is stick your hand up a turkey's arse ?

    You gone all Gangstaaa Afka!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,847
    You know it biiiitch
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,832
    Ha ha aiiiiight.
  • DiscoCAFC
    DiscoCAFC Posts: 1,762
    Why is the weather so shit on Christmas Day :(
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,045
    Haven't had any of this (yet), but those gifts that purport to be booze but are really just an expensive way of selling chocolate in a tin. I saw some in a shop the other day; lovely big tin but the actual amount of booze was just 5ml !!! This sort of trickery should be outlawed.
  • C.Walsh'sLoveChild
    C.Walsh'sLoveChild Posts: 3,334
    Her parents and can stayed last night and we are not allowed to open the presents till everyone has bathed, eaten and got ready.
    BEEN WAITING FOR THREE HOURS NOW
  • C.Walsh'sLoveChild
    C.Walsh'sLoveChild Posts: 3,334
    4. Other peoples xmas routines ruining your morning
  • Eynsfordaddick
    Eynsfordaddick Posts: 2,045
    My mother going on and on and on... Wish I could take her batteries out!
  • richie8
    richie8 Posts: 1,205
    edited December 2012
    We are going to her sisters for Dinner,where her mum and dad will be along with her sister and her in laws,my good lady being a professional cake maker and decorator was entrusted with making the desserts.She just got to putting the raspberries on the pavlova and discovered me and MY boys had eaten them!!! I think she is going to non-surgically remove my testicles!

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  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Don't let them impose on your Xmas pal


    Your house your rules
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,742
    richie8 said:

    We are going to her sisters for Dinner,where her mum and dad will be along with her sister and her in laws,my good lady being a professional cake maker and decorator was entrusted with making the desserts.She just got to putting the raspberries on the pavlova and discovered me and MY boys had eaten them!!! I think she is going to non-surgically remove my testicles!

    What, to decorate the pavlova wiith them ??????

  • C.Walsh'sLoveChild
    C.Walsh'sLoveChild Posts: 3,334
    edited December 2012
    .


  • C.Walsh'sLoveChild
    C.Walsh'sLoveChild Posts: 3,334
    All better now
  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,868
    On call out all over Christmas so can't drink and all the family are round getting leathered .
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,059
    Good present !
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,358
    Puncture at 8pm on Christmas evening is not funny. Still, I won't let it spoil the day.
  • Essex_Al
    Essex_Al Posts: 3,585
    buckshee said:

    On call out all over Christmas so can't drink and all the family are round getting leathered .

    Same here mate!

  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    'Mates' who send you very un-Christmasy You Tube links. Why would anyone think you'd want to watch 'Russian Neo-Nazi Beheading Video' when you're lying on the sofa digesting food and drink. EastEnders was bad enough :o(
  • Six-a-bag-of-nuts
    Six-a-bag-of-nuts Posts: 8,128
    AFKABartram said:

    How can it ever be a 'great day' if the first thing you do is stick your hand up a turkey's arse ?

    Are you spending xmas on the farm then AFKA or were you referring to an oven ready bird? ;-)


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  • charente addick
    charente addick Posts: 3,810
    The Royle Family was absolute garbage
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,642
    Wife had norovirus and couldn't do feck all.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,899
    Lynx Africa.

    Seriously, how much of this stuff could one man ever need - and I haven't actually used it since I was about 15.
  • C.Walsh'sLoveChild
    C.Walsh'sLoveChild Posts: 3,334
    Does it actually smell of Africa?
  • razil
    razil Posts: 15,041
    Spent 3 hours trying to transform megatron from robot to flying thing.. Still meant I cd ignore my horde of in laws :)
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,683
    actually had a very peacefull & relaxing xmas - saw the kids open their pressies & then took them over to the ex-laws (ex wifes parents) whilst I spent the rest of the day with my mum & dad at Large's place. Great dinner and then a bit of TV and chat.

    all that was then spoilt by 14 useless idiots in red this afternoon !!!!
  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Cider gut and head thats bad
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,261
    I've caught some horrendous strain of Ebola or dysentery and whilst had a brilliant day yesterday with mine and the fpo's family I have shat and vomited my way through the hours since 3am and feel absolutely terrible. My brother bought me some after curry moisturising wipes yesterday. God bless that man I only wish I remembered them earlier
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,683
    Carter said:

    I've caught some horrendous strain of Ebola or dysentery and whilst had a brilliant day yesterday with mine and the fpo's family I have shat and vomited my way through the hours since 3am and feel absolutely terrible. My brother bought me some after curry moisturising wipes yesterday. God bless that man I only wish I remembered them earlier


    I think you'll find thats the novo virus thats been going around

  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,261
    No, definitely Ebola. No disease made in Britain can do this to a man

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