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LenGlover
LenGlover Posts: 31,651
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Andy Murray's mum
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  • Clem_Snide
    Clem_Snide Posts: 11,736
    She'd bite your head off and spit it out of the window.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,348
    edited January 2013
    I would rather baste my todger in course liver pate and then offer it to a pride of starving Kalahari lions waiting for the rains to break. Besides she's fookin Scotch.
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    Yes, but only if she promised not to talk.
  • Sillybilly
    Sillybilly Posts: 9,234
    soapy_jones said:

    I would rather baste my todger in course liver pate and then offer it to a pride of starving Kalahati lions waiting for the rains to break. Besides she's fookin Scotch.

    I'd rather baste my todger as above and I'm "fookin Scotch"!!!!
  • North Lower Neil
    North Lower Neil Posts: 22,943
    Nope, find her really, really annoying.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    No
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,453
    Not a fukin chance In hell!
    And I'm well pissed.
  • Absurdistan
    Absurdistan Posts: 8,024
    or
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  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    You'd have your work cut out getting her to deuce.
  • TEL
    TEL Posts: 10,100
    Not even with yours mate...........
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    soapy_jones said:

    I would rather baste my todger in course liver pate and then offer it to a pride of starving Kalahari lions waiting for the rains to break. Besides she's fookin Scotch.

    well said

  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    No from me
  • cafcpolo
    cafcpolo Posts: 3,811
    If I could tie up and gag Andy Murray to make him watch and cry as I destroy her then yes. If not, no chance in hell.
  • Brendan_O_Connell
    Brendan_O_Connell Posts: 8,938
    cafcpolo said:

    If I could tie up and gag Andy Murray to make him watch and cry as I destroy her then yes. If not, no chance in hell.

    This!

  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,957
    Do you mind? I'm eating.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    It's a big yes from me...when I think of where our wonderful Andy came from, I just want to be there.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    Game
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,838
    Set and match too, probably.
  • Danepak
    Danepak Posts: 1,628
    image
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,198
    edited February 2013
    I think if you add a couple of decades to Murray's girlfriend she is going to look just like his Mum. Somewhat disturbing I'd say. Or perhaps he doesn't know he's shagging his sister?
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  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,844
    Only if I was called Andy.
    cafcfan said:

    I think if you add a couple of decades to Murray's girlfriend she is going to look just like his Mum. Somewhat disturbing I'd say. Or perhaps he doesn't know he's shagging his sister?

    And you are completely right, I thought she was his sister until the commentator said otherwise... Even then anything goes up there I suppose.

  • CAFCspooney
    CAFCspooney Posts: 562
    Need new balls every 6th game.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    Time to bump this!
  • TelMc32
    TelMc32 Posts: 9,042
    LenGlover said:

    Time to bump this!

    Have you Len?
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    TelMc32 said:

    LenGlover said:

    Time to bump this!

    Have you Len?
    Not even with yours!

  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Still.a yes from me like
  • StigThundercock
    StigThundercock Posts: 3,722
    yes to the first and last - who is the the middle one? yes tho
  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    StigThundercock said:

    yes to the first and last - who is the the middle one? yes tho

    Actually, I'm confused about photos 2 and 3. Obviously the first one is Murray's mother. Is photo 2 the same woman, but about 15 years previously? And is photo 3 his girlfriend? If this is the case, my answers are - Not on your Nellie; Sure, why not?; and Yeah, bring her on.

    New balls, please.

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    You lot are odd

    I'd give it a forehand smash a backhand smash and an ace straight up the middle
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,982
    Viewfinder said:

    StigThundercock said:

    yes to the first and last - who is the the middle one? yes tho

    Actually, I'm confused about photos 2 and 3. Obviously the first one is Murray's mother. Is photo 2 the same woman, but about 15 years previously? And is photo 3 his girlfriend? If this is the case, my answers are - Not on your Nellie; Sure, why not?; and Yeah, bring her on.

    New balls, please.

    2nd one I'm not sure, but 3rd one is Chris Evert. You don't know Chris Evert ?

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